Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx
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A perfect description of him hen!
U know how these is scamfluencers all have books out and they call them their biographies? I really hope marlon brings one out,, I wasted a holiday reading ptwm biography full of lies and tit, I wouldn’t mind reading his..
His would have to come with a seizure warning though hen. Imagine a book of his ramblings and spelling? Enough to give anyone an aneurism
He’s been awfully quiet the night lads, he’s defo ‘ trying’to read tattle , tutting away n spitting his lips whilst deeks KO’d on the coffin side
Is that why he wants to be in bed by 6pm so he can hide from the debt collectors in bed and no one can see the tele going or lights off in bumming fort hiding under all the layers duvet, hoosecoat and multiple blankies in the room sized bed lights out.
Evening ma lovelieTalk about delusions of grandeur Maria hen!
First thing I thought of when I saw this was please could someone photoshop a teeny Marian waving into the mirror
@hopethishelpsallthebest i ken this app isnae yer full time joab but could you work your magic and so forth? Tonsa luv
Abzalootley class hen! Am buckled like the side table leg
Loving all the bespoke and boujee details.Nae wonder he wanted the ring doorbell lovelies, a debt collector could easily get in the block by following someone in. He'll only open the door to deliveries the little runt.
I still can’t believe there’s an autumn thread
Bet his sister absolutely haaaates him, Da wishes he'd have flushed him down loo and Ma wishes she'd took morning after pill!
What I don’t understand is all this effort for autumn and then he participates in nothing autumy. No fireworks or nice long walks or Halloween or pumpkin picking. Nothing like that
Exact same with Christmas. Does nothing in the lead up to it. Has his boiled roast dinner on the day at Krystal Chandelier’s, hame aww cosy fae 6pm. Then the tree doon Boxing Day and bleep washings in its place. PatheticWhat I don’t understand is all this effort for autumn and then he participates in nothing autumy. No fireworks or nice long walks or Halloween or pumpkin picking. Nothing like that
Whit aboot his walk tae work?What I don’t understand is all this effort for autumn and then he participates in nothing autumy. No fireworks or nice long walks or Halloween or pumpkin picking. Nothing like that
It’s just embarrassing at this point
No ma quote, Nicki Ninja’s so aye sing it hen
All cosy in ma safe place, so aye.
Right ! You think he actually had visitors to offer a hot choccie too from his display !My god, a hot chocolate station up mid August, during a heatwave!Who needs a bleeping station byway? I have a cupboard with tea/coffee/sugar/syrup, no need to display them all like you work in Costa. What little is left of his brain still thinks he works in Debenhams with the bedroom/kitchen retail displays!
maybe he is still waiting on that surprise visit from hinch lol- Status