Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

[Whats the 411]

@doreenforeen a nasty tattler took her wee granny shopping only for Martin to burst in and shove her oot the road claiming “we all have oor disabilities” when challenged on his crappy behaviour. it’s either the last thread or the wan before ma luvlie
“She’s fresh, exciting so exciting to me” lol mer lit she’s rancid, boring so boring to me Sing it hen (no ma quote)

Wit a doll you are and just a reflection of how lovely this bunch a trolls are.

I’ve had a bit more time on my hands the last week and I’ve ventured to other threads. The amount of Tattlers that get aw wound up when people ask a question.

Giving it “READ THE WIKI” or “it’s been mentioned every 30 posts, keep up”

Bunch a bams. They need tae get tae know this app isnae everyone’s full time joab.

Just ma thots Ma lovelies

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Wit a doll you are and just a reflection of how lovely this bunch a trolls are.

I’ve had a bit more time on my hands the last week and I’ve ventured to other threads. The amount of Tattlers that get aw wound up when people ask a question.

Giving it “READ THE WIKI” or “it’s been mentioned every 30 posts, keep up”

Bunch a bams. They need tae get tae know this app isnae everyone’s full time joab.

Just ma thots Ma lovelies

I love telling folk old stories, makes me laugh all over again. These wikis, there's a thread that READ THE WIKI is posted a lot, thing is, this particular wiki is a car crash of repetitive posts and pics that go on for pages, 100% no wiser at the end of it.

 

[mrsbucket]

Wit a doll you are and just a reflection of how lovely this bunch a trolls are.

I’ve had a bit more time on my hands the last week and I’ve ventured to other threads. The amount of Tattlers that get aw wound up when people ask a question.

Giving it “READ THE WIKI” or “it’s been mentioned every 30 posts, keep up”

Bunch a bams. They need tae get tae know this app isnae everyone’s full time joab.

Just ma thots Ma lovelies

We aw like an opportunity to mansplain mazsplain ma lovelie. Each Tattler tells it with their own bespoke wee flourish and ahm here fur it. Best thread oan Tattle, nae debates!

 

[Babybail93]

Wit a doll you are and just a reflection of how lovely this bunch a trolls are.

I’ve had a bit more time on my hands the last week and I’ve ventured to other threads. The amount of Tattlers that get aw wound up when people ask a question.

Giving it “READ THE WIKI” or “it’s been mentioned every 30 posts, keep up”

Bunch a bams. They need tae get tae know this app isnae everyone’s full time joab.

Just ma thots Ma lovelies

Give me a chance to repeat a Mario story and I’m there hen! Any chance to fill others in on how pathetic he is

 

[laynelo_]

Give me a chance to repeat a Mario story and I’m there hen! Any chance to fill others in on how pathetic he is

I love when people retell Mazdas storys, make me pish masel aw er again I even re read the wiki now and again and I still laugh!

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

Any early predictions on what the Princess of Paisley will get for her birthday?

I am predicting a bespoke Jo Malone candle from Desperate Deek:

Ava May wax melts.

He will go out for food but not to party all night ma lovelies because he wants to be aw cozy in bed by 9pm and this is the way he wants to live his life to the fullest. Not every moment will be instagrammed because this nae his job xo

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Nice try arse licker

 

[GiftedNotFree]

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Hahahahja what a tragic little tool he is! Boke.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Give me a chance to repeat a Mario story and I’m there hen! Any chance to fill others in on how pathetic he is

The Blind Nikita dog story is superb ma lovely

 

[Madge2022]

Wit a doll you are and just a reflection of how lovely this bunch a trolls are.

I’ve had a bit more time on my hands the last week and I’ve ventured to other threads. The amount of Tattlers that get aw wound up when people ask a question.

Giving it “READ THE WIKI” or “it’s been mentioned every 30 posts, keep up”

Bunch a bams. They need tae get tae know this app isnae everyone’s full time joab.

Just ma thots Ma lovelies

Ask how he met wee Deek, which lovely Tattlers loves telling that story, canni remember. Anyhoo hopefully they see this and post. It's like yer favourite bedtime stoary when wur a wean and nae debates.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

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Organisation heals his soul? His bespoke penthouse is full of clutter. Autumn shite piled behind the sofa. Crap on the wardrobes. Tat behind the kitchen door. Bald Martin has no clue about organisation. Not my quote hen xxxx

 

[Madge2022]

The Blind Nikita dog story is superb ma lovely

I didni ken this wan, kin sumone help me get tae ken please?

ah'm still worried ah share a birthday wi him.

Will this awful injury delay the autumn haul?? Is he strong enough to film this content?? Is he still considering BB?? You decide!

Ah heard his living room noo resembles scene from Carrie efter his life altering (paper) cut.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

I didni ken this wan, kin sumone help me get tae ken please?

ah'm still worried ah share a birthday wi him.

I think its in one of his highlights my lovely, I can't mind which one, can someone remind me which highlight it was please and fill the lovely madge in, Im shite at telling stories but you are in for a treat, so get cosy with snacks and a lethal - tonsa love! xx

 

[SuzyE]

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How friggin desperate does he sound. And it's made worse that she's never as much as liked his comment in 2 hours let alone commented.

Stop crawling after her Maz. That ships sailed with her now.

 

[Madge2022]

I think its in one of his highlights my lovely, I can't mind which one, can someone remind me which highlight it was please and fill the lovely madge in, Im shite at telling stories but you are in for a treat, so get cosy with snacks and a lethal - tonsa love! xx

Thanks doll, loadsa luv tae you.

 

[TooFarScone]

Has Martin ever met our Soph?

 

[Eeyore147]

How friggin desperate does he sound. And it's made worse that she's never as much as liked his comment in 2 hours let alone commented.

Stop crawling after her Maz. That ships sailed with her now.

He’s soooooo jealous! I can’t stand Hinch but Maz you couldn’t scream desperate more than all your comments on her posts.

One of my best Tattle days - When the Hinch stole Christmas

 

[#noinfluencer]

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Someone said at the time she had to drive past Beirut to get to that girls house over Christmas, so there's no way she'll ever let him into the funny farm, deluded muppet!

 

[maidmaz]

“TRIGGER WARNING”….

If we have tae be subjected tae this rancid sight, so dae yew blocked lovelies!

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Does hoose mean flat? I don’t call my house a flat

 

[Babybail93]

Ask how he met wee Deek, which lovely Tattlers loves telling that story, canni remember. Anyhoo hopefully they see this and post. It's like yer favourite bedtime stoary when wur a wean and nae debates.

That would be me ma lovely! My favourite story! Pull a pig