The thought of Mario’s sweaty gusset has made me come over awe funny
You're touching yourself you dirty witch.The thought of Mario’s sweaty gusset has made me come over awe funny
Because that would be the sensible thing to do and Martin doesn’t do sensible my lovely .I sort of understand him when he says he needs the duvet - I struggle to sleep too but we usually just use the sheet at this time of year and forget about the duvet. But if he’s so hot, why is he already under the duvet if he’s just watching tv?!
Mibbe he's on doctors orders for bed rest after his brush with death today.I sort of understand him when he says he needs the duvet - I struggle to sleep too but we usually just use the sheet at this time of year and forget about the duvet. But if he’s so hot, why is he already under the duvet if he’s just watching tv?!
To be fair tae her, I can’t believe she went tae work and battled oan wae that war wound. Such a wee trouper. So ayeMibbe he's on doctors orders for bed rest after his brush with death today.
I do not need visions of Maz in a G-string before I go tae ma bed ma luvlieThe thought of Mario’s sweaty gusset has made me come over awe funny
Or get a call out doctor, private GP/paramedic for oor marion can't be papped leaving paisley palace going Into an ambulance ohhh no jeprodise he's safety doing that. He'd be on front of daily record again but for embarrassing reasons.Where’s the update? I’m worried sick. Did he get a police escort, air ambulance, have they admitted him ready to do plastic surgery, amputation, what?
Add nickers 'knickers' add that to listOr quiet for quite and angles for angels
Get yourself to a/e hen just to make sure your ok…. You might have punctured a lungThe only thing that got a stitch was me running to this thread after watching his stories.....who the duck needs a stitch in a paper cut?! Pathetic.
Or breath for breathe my biggest hate followed by they're there and their usageOr quiet for quite and angles for angels
I'm afraid it happened love. They're both thick twatsOr breath for breathe my biggest hate followed by they're there and their usage
AND ANOTHER THING (I'm on a rant toneet)
Did I imagine his story post about how Deek 'said' that with the amount of followers our Life and Saviour Martin has got on Instagram he could fill a football stadium 3 times? Did this happen or am I delusional in this heat both are possible!
Dear god. It wasn't a dream.I'm afraid it happened love. They're both thick twats
Stop itI cannae believe you all doubted oor poor Marion.
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Fair enough but a bet he’s a vicious wee bastard. Mind it’s him who polices Martin’s inbox, outbox shake it aw aboot box and he hates us nasty trolls. He didnae step in either when Martin shoved the wee granny oot his road but am away oot ma ain lane ma lovelyAhhh I luv we deek he looks a lovely wee soul