Cheap it ain’t , £200k for a flat in West endSorry to be pedantic, why do English people say "brought" a house rather than "bought"? Brought is the past tense of bring, Bought is the past tense of buy.... back in my ain lain I go though
Cheap it ain’t , £200k for a flat in West endSorry to be pedantic, why do English people say "brought" a house rather than "bought"? Brought is the past tense of bring, Bought is the past tense of buy.... back in my ain lain I go though
He had one a these puyoor lefal. a 16 pint blood transfusion, type cholesterol, a baby dose of calpol, and a gold sticker for being a brave wean.I picture this scene this morning…
*Marion walking intae the RAH in his nike gym leggings and full length puffer jacket, Deek by his side for moral support carrying a B&M bag, walks to the receptionist*
“What’s your name?”
“MARIO. McKnight. Aye Mario hen, DEFINITELY no Martin. I’m Italian by the way.”
“What would be your emergency?”
“Av got this 4 inch deep cut on the side a ma hand, LOOK *shows cat scratch* it’s obviously needing stitches Ma luvlie.”
*Receptionist is baffled*
“The wait time for a doctor is 6 hours.”
*Maz scrunches his beak*
“Wit hen? Do you know who a am? and wit a day? I’m an influencer hen, but it’s no ma joab. I’ve actually got a another joab that am meanty be gawn tae the noo but I’m stuck in here, bleeding tae death hen. I demand tae see a doctor.”
“I’m sorry but your cut isn’t classified as an emergency.”
*Marion storms oot the doors, raging.*
“Derek check those bleeping bus times we’re gawn up the road tae get aw cozy, they stupid doctors have just made a brassneck a me on this app.”
Derek replies, “Wit about your work?”
“I CANNY go tae work lit this. I’ll no be posting on that app the day.”
So aye hens that’s why he’s no posted I imagine
Ah heard he's in talks tae be a MAJOR star oan channel 4, oan a bespoke programme called 24 hours in A&E, the Martin edition.I wonder how much morphine they gave the poor hen fae that life threatening wound? Surely he’ll be in hospital the night? Can’t send him home wae that, it’ll be touch and go ma lovelies!
That needs mair than a plaster and nae debates ma loverlie
Ahhh I luv we deek he looks a lovely wee soul“Only me would cut my hand!”
Ffs Martin naw only you would make an episode ae Grey’s Anatomy oota wee scratch. Bet wee Deek fainted at the sight ae aw the blood pouring oot his hawn but Martin would be lit ffs Derek ye get carers allowance tae look efter me!!!
I can’t stand Derek, glaikit enabler o the tat hoarding monstrosity so aye
"Trigger warning" mah lovelies*trigger* *warning*
In the style of mario, obvs.
mwah mwahSomeone on here must be able to photoshop oor Marion into an A&E scene! Am shite at these things masel.
Lmaoooo what would you do if they needed your blood for Mazda?I have the bespoke O neg blood ma lovelies, I’ve just had an emergency call from that there Scotland
bleeping auld duffer in a puffer so aye
MrsJ isnae gonni reply, she's deed as she gave Martin aw her bespoke blood. They're pickling rest of her in pickle joos in case Martin requires any mair boady parts. Canni wait tae see MrsJ's bosoms oan Martin.Lmaoooo what would you do if they needed your blood for Mazda?
OMG Oor Mario is in such a state the colour has right drained oot his face! Quick, nurse, we need more blood!
Nearly spat my drink oot!! I canni stop imagining oor Maz wi me D cups bespokely whacked oan his chestMrsJ isnae gonni reply, she's deed as she gave Martin aw her bespoke blood. They're pickling rest of her in pickle joos in case Martin requires any mair boady parts. Canni wait tae see MrsJ's bosoms oan Martin.
Martin wears nickers, who does he hink he is, Eddie Izzard?
That's enuf aboot his private parts.Surprised he’s not aff on long term sick with his tiny little gash