Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

It's rainy and windy here today so I imagine it will be in Paisley too. Sometimes the only way to tell whit season we are in is the temperature of the blooming rain.

Might get oot ma autumn* collection, cheer masel' up and so forth.

*I don't have one, I'm not insane.

Oh Mario will love that weather hen, he’ll have 20 wax melts on and be under a blanket awwww cosy.

 

[Eeyore147]

To be fair I usually love Autumn, crispy leaves on a walk etc but with the cost of living crisis and another rise due on gas & electric I’ll take all Summer throws at me!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

We're having bbq in the garden, like a lot of sensible folk. I've never decored (not ma word) for autumn since I was a wean in school picking up manky leaves.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Exactly that!. And it has to be Derek's money being used for the pathetic hours Marion works.

Nice try, Mario

Grow up Mario
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It’s august. I swear he’s not normal.

 

[doreenforeen]

Shartin Martin at AA (autumn anonymous) after yet another breakdown

 

[Madge2022]

To be fair I usually love Autumn, crispy leaves on a walk etc but with the cost of living crisis and another rise due on gas & electric I’ll take all Summer throws at me!

Where Martin is, autumn leaves are rarely crispy, normally like sludge with aw the rain and if ye step oan them guaranteed there's dog tit in them.

Ah'm still in a mood the day, can ye tell?

 

[MrsJ2000]

I wasn’t here for last years autumn jurrrneeee so I can’t wait tae get tae know this year

 

[Delia Smith]

Wow, Martins lips have fully deflated the noo. What a waste of petty cash that could have been spend on more autumn crap. He looks like a bleeping raddish in that photo,

 

[Babybail93]

Proper feeling herself the day. David Gandy had better watch out the noo!

 

[MrsJ2000]

Proper feeling herself the day. David Gandy had better watch out the noo!

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Looks like he’s just eaten a load of greasy chips and nae debates!

 

[Seonag]

He’s no imagination of his own . The poses like Andre Wheatcroft ,except Andrew Wheatcroft has nice skin and looks good . He doesn’t have a huge bulbous nose with blackheads . Check out the pores

 

[Eeyore147]

His eyes look red and puffy, like an allergy or hay fever. He certainly wasn’t blessed in the looks dept

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Bonjour mes beautés,

Just taking a wee break from guttin' the house before the heatwave starts.

What's wee Martin up to today then?

 

[Hinchpinchpunch]

Martin’s going grey, pass it on

 

[Gossipqueenie19384848]

My god can someone tell Marion there is still approx 2 months of Summer left ! What is wrong with that man. You know once autumn hits he will be planning his Easter table ! The whole country has moved on from the Hinch Mania and it’s seasonal tables …it was a lockdown phase to occupy most ! Buy Marion is still going at it …in competition with himself !


Also did anyone notice the other day he shared someone buying his Ava May products and he didn’t tag her defo some beef ?

 

[MaidMarion]

Hiya mazda hen you look like you smell of those fishy autumn leaves, clean your blackheads ya manky bleep (term of endearment)

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

Is he always wearing lip gloss or is it just filters?

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Is he always wearing lip gloss or is it just filters?

His lips used to be drier than the Sahara but since he had the 0.0003ml filler they’ve looked greasier than a KFC bucket..

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Proper feeling herself the day. David Gandy had better watch out the noo!

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Nuclear strength filter 0, Mario's nose pores 1.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

It's rainy and windy here today so I imagine it will be in Paisley too. Sometimes the only way to tell whit season we are in is the temperature of the blooming rain.

Might get oot ma autumn* collection, cheer masel' up and so forth.

*I don't have one, I'm not insane.

Honestly hen, it's only 23 here now and the sun is spining too hot for me. I always feel like an alien when it's 30+ degrees and the Europeans are loving it and I am suffering . Being aw cosy with wax melts oan seems appealing. I do nay own wax melts but you get the idea ma lovelie.