You were so right ma lovely. Finished last night and it was so bleak. Only marginally more bleak than the bedsit of Baghdad (I’ve lived in the Middle East so I don’t need to get to know).
You were so right ma lovely. Finished last night and it was so bleak. Only marginally more bleak than the bedsit of Baghdad (I’ve lived in the Middle East so I don’t need to get to know).It’s a good read but bleak. Nae as bleak as Marion’s life though so aye
I reckon he thinks he's driving us trolls mad by being quiet. The thing is he always comes back with hilarious stories because his wild weekends are always the same: underwhelming outing somewhere and/or crap food. Calling a bingo now ma lovelies.Has he filled us in on all his exciting plans for this weekend yet?
Could just picture him sitting on the sofa with the hoose coat and slippers legs crossed shouting your no getting in. Wee Derek out the back door after finishing the drinks cabinet bladdered.Squatting with Mario
Can just tell his breath smells like the sewage plant next in govan in this.I’m dying just looking at his pinned post, how have I not looked at this before . The little mirror wave in his hoose coat has killed me off! You are all invited to ma funeral as long as ya stay in your lanes ! Please send Marion autumn accessories in lieu of flowers . Ta ma lovelies
Look like he’s looking at the IBS mess he’s made on his bed
Here's a wee squint dump hen. He checks his phone like my nan.
Call the Ghostbusters cos he's spooking me oot!He looks like an extra fae Call the Midwife in his goonie.
Shud huv telt the bint ye were bilingual, English and Martinish. Then gave her a Glesga kiss and nae debates.Hullooo ma lovelies.I just got the book Shuggie Bain from the library and I was warned by the librarian that I may have a hard time with the Glaswegian dialect. She needs to swerve back in her own lane because I am well-versed thanks to this thread and I am mop-kicking my way through the pages, nae debates.
New thread suggestion - Saturday nite martins gone missin Cani handle the tattlers dissinHas he filled us in on all his exciting plans for this weekend yet?
I’m really surprised he doesn’t have one of those phone cases that have the wee flap over the screenHere's a wee squint dump hen. He checks his phone like my nan.
Ma lovelie he has 2 flaps but not on his phone unfortunatelyI’m really surprised he doesn’t have one of those phone cases that have the wee flap over the screen
What does it say in the description? I do nay have that vile app tactic.Just stumbled upon this on that VILE app “tictic”
Should say don’t take any advice. Not even the cleaning tips. We’ve seen your skirting boards hen.
AwwOh dear. And this is why she has never been able to make any money from insta, despite having 145k followers.
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Wtf is he on about - petty cash? And also he’s just told us what he did with his day - spent it walking around B&M buying plastic tat like he does every weekend. Sounds fucking shite.Oh dear. And this is why she has never been able to make any money from insta, despite having 145k followers.
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