In bed already on such a lovely day
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Another new name for him, Squinty McGinty.
Petty cash for a petty wanker 
That tiktok is spot on.
That tiktok is spot on.
I can’t express fully how much these pics make me howl! They really out my pelvis lol floor to the test
I’d rather spend the day in actual Beirut than live his life. We spent a rare day at home, kids in paddling pool, garden all day and a bbq for dinner
now having a couple a them 
in the garden watching the sunset. Nae bed for me til at least midnight I reckon hens It’s his bleeping business so it is, even though he spends all this shite for content and sharing with with the world. But it’s his bleeping business. So aye. Capesh.
living life as it should be ma lovely, aim high!I’d rather spend the day in actual Beirut than live his life. We spent a rare day at home, kids in paddling pool, garden all day and a bbq for dinner
The crazy thing is that his last post is clearly aimed at us. His “lovelies” must wonder what on Earth he is going on about
Exactly they must think he's tapped in the fuckin heed. And they be right.
Hoi Martin ya absolute scrote, get tae fecking know wit petty cash is, and how to spell capeesh, capeesh!!!
Maybe he thinks if he keeps calling it petty cash he can claim it back on a tax return?
Actually, that sounds far too intelligent fae the one brain cell of Paisley
If he’s at home all tucked up in bed why is he not on wi-fi? Not paid the bill hen?
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“Capeesh” has tae go oan the Wiki as a new saying Ah Marion Brando
Place looked better before Mario got his shaved hands on it. So aye
Aww Marion the wee performing monkey reading here like a gooden 
Concerned for Derek’s choppers you could slit someone’s throat with them whilst he’s spending all the poor souls wages on fishy leaves
and charlotte tillbury make up
How to make it obvious he's been on here for a nose. Hi tit for brains 
Oooh there he is again trying to sound hard and fake Italian with his capeesh 🤌 Stupid dick!
Oooh there he is again trying to sound hard and fake Italian with his capeesh 🤌 Stupid dick!
Capisce, Maz, at least that's how real Italians spell it. Not that you'd know as you ain't Italian, you've never been to Italy and never will. Have fun having a sweaty wank in the bumming fort perving over actors you'll never meet.
I’ve never known someone mug themselves off as much as he doesHow to make it obvious he's been on here for a nose. Hi tit for brains
Oooh there he is again trying to sound hard and fake Italian with his capeesh 🤌 Stupid dick!
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