Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

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Doingitforthegramhuntake2

Well ma lovelies, haven’t been on here for a few days because ma full time joab has just taken over ma life (what a fucking liberty). Anyhoo, had 15 pages of bespoke hilarity to catch up on and what a ride it’s been. You trolls didnae disappoint. Particularly enjoyed reliving the whole when Hinch stole Christmas, what a time to be alive that was!

My thoughts on Martin’s ramblings yesterday, firstly the swearing. Now don’t get me wrong, I love a good swear but he’s dropping fuck and cunt in at every opportunity. I think he thinks it makes him cool and edgy when really it just makes him look like, well, a cunt and secondly, living your life as it should be this weekend? Pull the other one Martin, it’s got bells on.
 
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GiftedNotFree

Based on his follower numbers, I would confidently say he would get actual paid ad / brand deals quite regularly if it wasn’t for all the pointless swearing. Swearing is fine but just putting the word “cunt” in front of random things would definitely put brands off

Just think…. If he wasn’t so stupid, P&G could be paying him to do those Cunt Washings. But it’s no his joab and he didn’t choose this. and so forth….
 
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SuzyE

And the sad thing is, it's not like he hasn't seen it mentioned here many times. He's just too stupid to take notice
 
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lala8

Thread suggestion - enjoying the sun is nae his passion he’d rather sit inside amongst cunt washings
 
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muscadet

I’m disappointed we’ve no been treated to a pic of a pendulum or spoons breakfast is it even Saturday cause he’s no told us!!
 
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TooFarScone

Exactly. It's about more than the numbers. My next door neighbour is a lifestyle blogger. She only has 4.5k followers on Insta but she works with brands and is always at events with her fella and being invited for meals and drinks...I say invited but let's face it asking for an invitation is not the same as being invited. She's a lovely girl and its no her joab but she does put effort into creating good content and it pays off. She's never posted her cunt washings put it that way.
 
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Gossipqueenie19384848

Can you imagine the stench of the perfume. It only has a 12 month shelf life ! And he only goes out once a year. I can’t imagine him throwing it out once it smells funny

muscadet said:
I’m disappointed we’ve no been treated to a pic of a pendulum or spoons breakfast is it even Saturday cause he’s no told us!!
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No ma lovelies his itching to post but is waiting another hour or so, so he can come in tell us all how he had a howling night in his brothers garden and some story that didn’t happen and he is all now cosy on the sofa with his plastic cheese board or some beige stodgy nursing the worst hang over from his one cocktail
 
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Freefalling

He's most likely been dog sitting while his brother & partner are out living it large

Imagine the best part of your week being round your brothers (while they're out) pretending to set up house, what a sin.

They could be sitting pretty in their own house, mortgage free but wee Maz buggered that up
 
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Madge2022

muscadet said:
I’m disappointed we’ve no been treated to a pic of a pendulum or spoons breakfast is it even Saturday cause he’s no told us!!
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We aw slag his posts but ah'm loast withoot them. At this rate ah mite huv tae start talking tae ma ain weans.

Think he takes.a wee china tea play set, dresses up the dug and wee Deek and pretends tae be mother pouring the tea. The size of the cup wud suit Deek.
 
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Babybail93

It’s the squint that does it fae mae

 
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Freefalling

He's a fud, the "Mario Bed" on a photo of his vanity does he sleep in beside the copious amounts of wasted make up? Tucked up in a wee drawer what a rocket this plum is
 
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