Squatting with MarioHe's going to end up changing the locks and refusing to leave so aye.
I definitely need an eye test, thought that was squirting with MarioSquatting with Mario
Get a wax melt oan the go hen, in the scent pumpkin prick - it’s autumn after aw so aye. Get aw cosy and an extra blanket, use the velveteer an make a wee hot chocolate from your bespoke hot chocolate station. Live your life how you should, keep your power. You deserve it so forth etctera and etcteraI’ve got the holiday blues my lovely’s I feel so sad. Can you cheer me up please. I’m all cosy in bed x
Sorry hen it’s no our job to “cheer up the masses” so ayeI’ve got the holiday blues my lovely’s I feel so sad. Can you cheer me up please. I’m all cosy in bed x
Get yoursel some cutted up grapes and a yogurt hen, that’s grapes not cutted up hawns or you’ll be needing a wee stitch and so forth. Hold your power hen, and spine bright. You’ll soon be living life as it should be livedI’ve got the holiday blues my lovely’s I feel so sad. Can you cheer me up please. I’m all cosy in bed x
Squatting with Martin the bald hermit. Fixed that for you lovely xxxxxxSquatting with Mario
Perhaps he's gawn tae the dizzy heights of East Kilbride again. Hopefully his plate of rice, chips and ah think curry sauce but might be his shart isnae cauld this time. #treatit #deservedHates the sun and is feeling crabbit, yet enjoyed a lethalin his brother's garden. Okay Marlon.
I wonder what "living my wee life" and "having fun" will entail this weekend?The last time he got excited to go out out, he got dressed up in his Pat Butcher blouse, tanned up and used his Burt Bacaratatatata perfume - only to go to his niece's dance competition so the sky really IS the limit, ma lovelies!
Jk, he's probably planning on hibernating because he's a miserable, crabbit pain in the arse, just venturing oot for either another shite meal or to get the takeaway.
Whit wan did ye buy ma loverlieLook what appeared on my insta!!! Ootraged!!! They're all bloody at it. View attachment 1494726
I'm going away at Christmas, so no tat being bought at dayn towers, just a few small prezzies.Perhaps he's gawn tae the dizzy heights of East Kilbride again. Hopefully his plate of rice, chips and ah think curry sauce but might be his shart isnae cauld this time. #treatit #deserved
Whit wan did ye buy ma loverlie
No ma lovely. He's invited himsel round to his brothers again.My lovelies what is happening has some actually invited Marion over for a tipple ? And is that his face with make up on the cushion
He is squatting at his brothers ma lovelie. Poor Johnny only wanted a cleaner once a week but cannae get rid o maz for days after he’s done a wee bit o dusting (nae the skirting boards mind).My lovelies what is happening has some actually invited Marion over for a tipple ? And is that his face with make up on the cushion
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