For the love of God, please don't encourage the bawbag to wear shorts, I cannae be seeing his fat cankles pounding the pavements of Paisley the day, so aye.
For the love of God, please don't encourage the bawbag to wear shorts, I cannae be seeing his fat cankles pounding the pavements of Paisley the day, so aye.Complaining that he is sweating whilst under the duvet.
Now whilst wearing leggings complaining again
Erm how about you dress appropriately for the weather!
Also Is Paisley closer to the equator than the rest of the UK?! The way he is carrying it has to be.
Never correct spelling mistakes oan Martin threads, be mair Martin and spine bright wi yer auto correct set to full powerI'm not too far from him, I shut my window last night and wore a light jacket to walk the dog. It's taken a while to warm up today, so he is at it! He can ram his Autumn hawl. I'm no going there. It's no ma passion. I'm lovin getting ma cunt washings out ma back door
I'm awfy crabit the day ma lovely. His pish is making me feel awfy stabby
Edited to correct bloody auto correct
We’re Scottish ma lovelie, we simply could not cope. Marion would be pishin sweat from his 3 hairs quicker than a spoons special shart explosion.He should come here is 36 deg
I took a similar screenshot henYou vile trolls, always talking about Martins wee mushroomwell the joke's on you now, our Martin is actually hung like a donkey
He'd melt ma lovelieHe should come here is 36 deg
Naw but it is hell on Earth so maybe that’s why he’s sweating his bitch tits affComplaining that he is sweating whilst under the duvet.
Now whilst wearing leggings complaining again
Erm how about you dress appropriately for the weather!
Also Is Paisley closer to the equator than the rest of the UK?! The way he is carrying it has to be.
That’ll be the strong Italian bloodline she has*I took a similar screenshot henfilthy minds alike. Finally an explanation fae what Deek sees in the portly Prince.
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That actually looks like a baby’s armI took a similar screenshot henfilthy minds alike. Finally an explanation fae what Deek sees in the portly Prince.
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THE SHOES HAHAHAHAHA STATE OF THEM CLOD HOPPERSI took a similar screenshot henfilthy minds alike. Finally an explanation fae what Deek sees in the portly Prince.
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26 degrees in Ptoon the noo and this cunts still dressing in his Nike long johns! I canny imagine the sweat that’s dripping doon his neck back and crackI took a similar screenshot henfilthy minds alike. Finally an explanation fae what Deek sees in the portly Prince.
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Probably half of them are TattlersI can't wait to see how he is off living his life this weekend
And who are the "hundreds"(probably 5 people really) of sad bastards that clicked on his autumn haul countdown? They need to get a life too
Must huv been an auld episode as Martin is the new Paisley saint.Completely coming out of my lane is ask, am I the only one to find out now that the patron saint of paisley is St Mirin?
Apologies if it's mentioned before but I just heard it on the chase lol,.
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