Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin

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Sorry to be pedantic, why do English people say "brought" a house rather than "bought"? Brought is the past tense of bring, Bought is the past tense of buy.... back in my ain lain I go though
 
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Well a can’t wait til he puts his NEEDED McDonald’s or plate of fried beige up then away tae his bed as he will be recovering from his near death experience. Sure he will have received thoooooosans of messages in his closed DMs sending him love and good wishes Xxxx
 
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I wonder how much morphine they gave the poor hen fae that life threatening wound? Surely he’ll be in hospital the night? Can’t send him home wae that, it’ll be touch and go ma lovelies!
 
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You can laugh hen but my husband once asked me for a Paddington bear plaster. Fuck me
 
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Am still crying at the ‘needs a stitch’ cut hens. After I gave birth and was off ma tits on the gas & air, I tried to fight the midwife telling me a needed stitches hahaha why would anyone willingly put themselves through it for a paper cut.
 
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Where’s the update? I’m worried sick. Did he get a police escort, air ambulance, have they admitted him ready to do plastic surgery, amputation, what?
 
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Where’s the update? I’m worried sick. Did he get a police escort, air ambulance, have they admitted him ready to do plastic surgery, amputation, what?
Prince William came oot of air ambulance retirement when he heard that the Paisley Prince was at deaths door. So aye
 
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He's working out how to spell/say tetanus injection, then he'll be on, being a brave little soldier.
Tett anus. Teat anus. Tit anus. NO YOU SHUT UP.
 
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Or quiet for quite and angles for angels
 
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He’ll be quiet now. Realises he made a tit of himself when staff in A&E escorted him to the door and told him to piss off.
 
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