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I can’t wait until there is 3 of them fighting fae the cludgie come 9pm. That flat is going to stink!
Marion will be flashing his Shart card at his lassie and pulling her aff the pan. WE HUV AW GOAT DISABILITIES MA LASSIE!!
And here’s me still having to cook the bleep tea every night. I’m fine though lovlies absolutely fine. So aye
Grab your wee plastic mac Neve, there's aboot tae be shart juice flying everywhere the night, so aye. Keep oot of the line of fire wee lassie and if he thrusts that wee shart card in your face, RUN!
What even is that gloop? Is it meant to be macaroni? I can’t tell
He’s eating well ma lovelie tae her his strength back after Covid flaired him. Nae debates
Slop ma lovelie, he'll be seeing it again in a few hours, all over the Chesterfield.What even is that gloop? Is it meant to be macaroni? I can’t tell
There is nothing on any of these plates that I would eat!
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We know what a slushi is you stupid man child 
How do they afford to eat out so often? That PIP must pay well for the IBS… I can’t remember the last home cooked meal I saw him make!
Does he ever drink a glass of water or eat vegetables? His insides must be rotten
Never mind that, how did he afford two IceBlasts at the cinema in this economy?! Smell the bloody wealth, ma luvlies! But I guess that’s just ma wee jealous self coming oot, back in ma ain lane I go. Ah could only dream of such luxuries!
Smaller than my current glass of wineWe know what a slushi is you stupid man child
Her mum has probably given her some pocket money for the trip and she’s brought the ice blasts
That is not food. It all looks undercooked.Imagine her getting back home and saying to her mum how her house is like a mansion compared to Aunty Mario's shoe box
Yeah you're definitely a food expert Mario
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If he had actual IBS, he couldn't eat that.
It’s taken his child niece visiting to get him out of that shithole. This is the most he’s been out since his birthday last year. He‘ll be no well by Monday wae exhaustion
He doesn't have his appetite back after covid.
He once announced this about an hour after stating he was ravenous.
But covid ruined his appetite. Nae debates.
She’ll get mare pocket money than Maz makes from his 3 hours down the polis station - the lassie has probably paid for the full outing and his lip balms tooHer mum has probably given her some pocket money for the trip and she’s brought the ice blasts
Is he expecting her to sleep on the tiny concrete couch that he is getting rid of because it's so uncomfortable? It's quite disgusting that wherever she does end up sleeping you just know Marion has sharted there at some point.
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