I always wondered this! Mario just seems so exotic
Cleaning with Martin
I always wondered this! Mario just seems so exoticHe's got to be a Martinwhy would you randomly give your other kid an Italian name
Cleaning with MartinHe does look like a Martin, it’s Martin, I refuse to believe it’s Mario. He’s Martin for me from now on. Cleaning with martinis this tea true? Pls tell me it is. Doesn’t matter if it isn’t. I’m sticking with it.
I absolutely love that I don’t even need to check if my posts make sense on here with grammar etc cause Martin never spells or uses correct grammar anyway so aye!
He's looks like he's been embalmed and is in a funeral parlour fur final cheerios.A particularly jarring selfie where a poster described him as having a “ghoulish pallor”
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I won’t be able to get cleaning with Martin out of my headI always wondered this! Mario just seems so exotic
Cleaning with Martin
“Ghoulish pallor”? He looks as if he’s been dead 3 daysA few more from the archives ma lovelies:
The origins of the Mother of the Bride hoosecoat.
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The first appearance of the bumming fort.
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His original teeth with the remnants of a Spoons breakfast caked all over them.
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A particularly jarring selfie where a poster described him as having a “ghoulish pallor”
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Ah memories!A few more from the archives ma lovelies:
The origins of the Mother of the Bride hoosecoat.
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The first appearance of the bumming fort.
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His original teeth with the remnants of a Spoons breakfast caked all over them.
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A particularly jarring selfie where a poster described him as having a “ghoulish pallor”
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When the fuck has he ever been tae Ibiza???Ah memories!
The feckin stare of that. He's went overboard on the lip gloss, and that friggin nose man!
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Oh here he goes with the best friend he fell out with. Two faced twat.
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In his dreams my lovelyWhen the fuck has he ever been tae Ibiza???
I think that's when he had a deep clean done, or his carpets cleaned?!. The others might remember though.Why is Mario reviewing another cleaning company?!
Aaaw you'll be giving him ideas now. Bespoke weight loss plan with Marion. Can eat anything you want as long as it's from the Jam Jar, Mackay Dee's or Castlevecchi.A few castlevecchi shart explosions should dae the trick doll. Tonsa love.
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When he puts on a venga boys cd and pops a bamboo umbrella in his glass of iru bruWhen the fuck has he ever been tae Ibiza???
He had the crapets cleaned. They’d only been down about a year, and then he had them ripped up a few months later anyway. He also purchased a Vax crapet cleaner. He just likes tae waste moneyWhy is Mario reviewing another cleaning company?!
Same!! HahaI won’t be able to get cleaning with Martin out of my head
It's been pishing doon here fur past two days, Marion ...ah mean Martin wull be in his glory.Marion in his wee pyjamas already.
An hour ago I was sitting in the garden watching my husband have a water fight with our wee bespokes.
Sun spining and fresh air, Maz. Try it.
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There's so much us newer Tattlers have to get to learn about Saint Marion.All these throwback photos have me well and truly clutching my normal size beak.
Not to go all Darius Danesh on y’all but there is so much love in the room (this thread). If you know you know (very niche quote, no ma quote*)
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