I raise you this
I raise you thisI've been looking for the folded nose pic haven't got it, found this though. View attachment 1468206
Thanks for the new bespoke profile pic hen, I’ve put you oan the map by me using it and promoting other tattle accounts and accepting nae payment #collab tons a loveI've been looking for the folded nose pic haven't got it, found this though. View attachment 1468206
Looks like after them field fires last week doesn’t it ma lovely?Went to find the clutching my beak highlight and for the love of god, how bald is he?? Has the dyson blown away any hair that was left?!
That picture deserves blown upWent to find the clutching my beak highlight and for the love of god, how bald is he?? Has the dyson blown away any hair that was left?!
What the very fuck!!I've been looking for the folded nose pic haven't got it, found this though. View attachment 1468206
Jesus wept the size of that Hooter, it’s fucking MahsoooovI raise you this View attachment 1468245
Don't forgot his two Christmas tree's for his postage stamp that is already rammed to the rafters, 1 in the bedroom that he didn't like but kept it up anyway cause he is one simple wee man. nae debates, doing a u turn back into my own lane lovely. tonsa love xxxxxxxMario’s Christmas threads are my favourites to revisit whenever I’m in need of some schadenfreude. The Christmas Eve boxes. The hot chocolate station in the scent Marsh! Mallows! The £2.99 Derek sticker he bought for Deek’s Playstation controller. The butt plug Santa butter that still remained untouched in his fridge in February. Home Bargains Monopoly. The snide Gucci belt that has never been seen again. Assorted items of monogrammed glassware specifically for use on Christmas Eve. The gonk bedding. The beaded mirror tits. He’s a laugh riot ma lovelies and nae debates.
Nose like a builders elbowI raise you this View attachment 1468245
I’d forgotten about the epilepsy inducing bedroom Christmas treeDon't forgot his two Christmas tree's for his postage stamp that is already rammed to the rafters, 1 in the bedroom that he didn't like but kept it up anyway cause he is one simple wee man. nae debates, doing a u turn back into my own lane lovely. tonsa love xxxxxxx
You can pout and use plumping gloss all you want those crusty lips have deflated back to nothing, unlucky ya prick!I raise you this View attachment 1468245
Lol Derek is so cute fair playHad tae show the new luvlies this classic pic, Deek loving life whilst he’s got a face lit a skelpt arse.
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Does anyone have the one of the flat heed squinting at her phone at the station? That’s another golden!Had tae show the new luvlies this classic pic, Deek loving life whilst he’s got a face lit a skelpt arse.
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Your wish is ma command ma luvlieDoes anyone have the one of the flat heed squinting at her phone at the station? That’s another golden!
His nose really is like an optical illusion hereYour wish is ma command ma luvlieI really need to start clearing my phone pics out.
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Ma lovelie at least you gave it a tryI love you lot. I failed my driving test today due to some other idiot and I feel gutted but I’ve just come to read and I’m howling and clutching my beak. Maybe next time ehI feel very sad x
Sending tattie hearts and chantin you oan fur next time. Could be worse, you could have bought magic tree air fresheners for a car you don’t have, before you even started your lessons. So ayeI love you lot. I failed my driving test today due to some other idiot and I feel gutted but I’ve just come to read and I’m howling and clutching my beak. Maybe next time ehI feel very sad x
Let us know the next time and us lovelies can send you good luck vibesI love you lot. I failed my driving test today due to some other idiot and I feel gutted but I’ve just come to read and I’m howling and clutching my beak. Maybe next time ehI feel very sad x
Thanks my lovely make sure you chant me on from the roof tops next time. I’m off to London this weekend living life as it should be. I’ll have a few of those lethal thingsMa lovelie at least you gave it a trysome people have resigned themselves to riding the mcgills for life but not you hen.. next time you’ll smash it have a wee Asti and browse some autumn decs to cheer yourself up
Thanks my lovely. I’ll let you know next time so you can chant me on. Least I ain’t riding the mcgills for rest of my life like one of my lovlies said aboveSending tattie hearts and chantin you oan fur next time. Could be worse, you could have bought magic tree air fresheners for a car you don’t have, before you even started your lessons. So aye
I certainly will my lovely chant me on high from the roof tops xLet us know the next time and us lovelies can send you good luck vibes
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