Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little

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I can't understand him planning autumn and Christmas. Going to be 36 degrees here tomorrow and there's Marion in his hoosecoat about to start planning his spring/summer 2023 tea and coffee display.

Treatit myself to sam screenshots, Marion. Obvs

 
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Genuinely looks like he’s wearing hunners of eyeshadow, in the shade malnutrition. What a horror he is.
 
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Och hello ma lovelies. Finally caught up. Life is getting in the way of my tattle times I laugh out loud every time I see the Bungles Skin comments. Fucking love the Bungle coat chat. Nice to see some of the hinchy lot coming over too. It's the best thread on tattle. Proper comedy gold. I'm off to sleep now, hopefully I'm not gonna have dreams of Mario or Bungles skin. Also all this Big Brother talk is funny. As if he'd survive it! He would be hated by the nation.
 
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Once you come over you never leave it's actually like my morning paper this thread but ayye ma loveliee hope no nightmares for you tonight.
Tons a love Isa
 
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That 0.02ml of filler has done fuck all for him, those lips look lit the rim of a blown oot arsehole.
 
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That 0.02ml of filler has done fuck all for him, those lips look lit the rim of a blown oot arsehole.
Hello ma lovelies *mirror wave* I've had a few of them --> but it was wae ma friends not ma nieces.

His lips do look prolapsed. It must be the lip gloss because they're so dry she probably couldnae get the needle in deep enough.
 
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Why would anyone venture oot tae EK vs going to Braehead/the bespoke Fort/Silverburn? Swerving right oot ma ain lane but aye, nae debates, no ma shopping destination of choice. But we move! So aye and so forth
 
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Its a fair size, the newer part has decent shops. Quite a big Zara. If im honest i would say Livingston is much better except for the lack of Zara
The Zara shut doon ma lovely.
All the big shops are shut. It's big but full of crap shops. I only go cause it's my closest Primark.
 
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Thanks for these ma lovelie, I am clutching ma beak!! I love the person telling him the flat isnae actually it, he would’ve been bespokely fumming!!
 
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That wooden thing is hideous! £21 aswell! He’s no right!!
It's a fucking cake stand, stick some little triangle sandwiches on the bottom, a couple of scones and you've got yourself an afternoon tea
 
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Just saw this on insta and the first person that came tae mind was oor bald Paisley Princess

 
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Thanks for these ma lovelie, I am clutching ma beak!! I love the person telling him the flat isnae actually it, he would’ve been bespokely fumming!!
Another iconic Mario meltdown.. him ranting on his stories about his “chapters” for days.. but he was absolootley fine ma lovelies!! I am where I’m meant to be!! (No ma quotes).
 
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There’s nae way he’d do BB, we would be treatit to the real Marlon McKnight and there’s nae debates he just couldn’t. Unless of course you’re a tattler and we can see right through the red necked cunt onywiy
 
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It's a fucking cake stand, stick some little triangle sandwiches on the bottom, a couple of scones and you've got yourself an afternoon tea
He did an afternoon tea once, chipped cups and curled up sandwiches with mystery ingredients.
 
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Hi guys, I’ve came over from the Hinch thread. I’ve read a few threads on here and the wiki. Would someone kindly explain clothing ma beak Thank you

Hi guys, I’ve came over from the Hinch thread. I’ve read a few threads on here and the wiki. Would someone kindly explain clothing ma beak Thank you
Clutching
 
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So hes no dain anywhere what he done last year for Autumn or Christmas because he went fuckin OTT, but he's bought "hunners" a new decs for both seasons.

Eh?????
 
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