It's so awkward when someone you think is hot has to get up close and personal. I'm having surgery this Thursday, surgeon is a complete hornbag, and I'm going to be naked, but not in the fun way. Fewmin.
It's so awkward when someone you think is hot has to get up close and personal. I'm having surgery this Thursday, surgeon is a complete hornbag, and I'm going to be naked, but not in the fun way. Fewmin.Lovelies, I didn't do my research.
Why was I not more Maz?
Just had a spray tan by the hottest gay guy on the planet.
The shame. He lives a couple of streets away (has a front and back door. He prefers back doors).
Me stood bollock naked, other than my paper pants that ripped flashing my growler
The shame.
As if he would last 26 days. The rest of the house wud huv thrown him ower the gairden wall well before th
That don't even make sense his comment. what she posted she was speaking about herself and how she hated her flaws, that aren't flaws it's normal and he's said about other women no wonder she patched himIgnored by his bestie
That reminds me, my primary GP is only that because he’s a looker… no that he’s any better than any other of the doctors, naw only because when I’m actually NO WELL least I know when I walk inty the surgery his gorgeous wee face will be treating me and that alone makes me feel betterIt's so awkward when someone you think is hot has to get up close and personal. I'm having surgery this Thursday, surgeon is a complete hornbag, and I'm going to be naked, but not in the fun way. Fewmin.
Imagine being Mario's gp, bet he's in there every week talking about his trapped wind hell, such a hero.That reminds me, my primary GP is only that because he’s a looker… no that he’s any better than any other of the doctors, naw only because when I’m actually NO WELL least I know when I walk inty the surgery his gorgeous wee face will be treating me and that alone makes me feel better
And the viagraImagine being Mario's gp, bet he's in there every week talking about his trapped wind hell, such a hero.
Look at him, crawling up her arse!
FFS!Lovelies, I didn't do my research.
Why was I not more Maz?
Just had a spray tan by the hottest gay guy on the planet.
The shame. He lives a couple of streets away (has a front and back door. He prefers back doors).
Me stood bollock naked, other than my paper pants that ripped flashing my growler
The shame.
Does he not realise all it takes is for someone sick who doesn’t like him to look up the dance company and then Google the opening times etc. Surely people can’t be this stupid ???
Probably start arse licking her again in time for his birthdayI see he’s commented on Hannah Ava May latest post on her own Insta page and she repliedNo rift then……….
Don't be too doon doll, he might be a sex pest and touch ye up while ye ure knocked oot, tonsa luv MIt's so awkward when someone you think is hot has to get up close and personal. I'm having surgery this Thursday, surgeon is a complete hornbag, and I'm going to be naked, but not in the fun way. Fewmin.
Here's a reel for his big brother application.
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What happened at Xmas what huv a missedShe’s probably been having a read on here and been reminded of what a little cunt he was at Christmas
A girl can dream.Don't be too doon doll, he might be a sex pest and touch ye up while ye ure knocked oot, tonsa luv M
Joking aside, hope it all goes wellA girl can dream.
Surprised he hasn’t treatit himself to some skims for his bespoke tittie/clittie situation he has going awn the nooI suspect a shapewear and corset journee incoming ma luvlies
Huv a wee read of thread 51 “Face scratched on a sausage” ma lovelie. Get yourself aw cozy and start from around page 30. Passive aggression, dirty deletes, broken DMs, a 4am deep clean of the shoe box, fake friendships publicly blown to smithereens and the untimely demise of Candy Cane Lane. It’s quite the ride.What happened at Xmas what huv a missed
This is making me giggle. I went to meet hubby from work one night and I could hear 2 patients talking about how hot he is and so handsome. I was thinking, yeah wait till he’s sitting farting on the couch and scratching his arse, unshaven and grouchy! Not so hot then. Or when he takes you somewhere on holiday with no mobile signalIt's so awkward when someone you think is hot has to get up close and personal. I'm having surgery this Thursday, surgeon is a complete hornbag, and I'm going to be naked, but not in the fun way. Fewmin.
Hope everything goes ok love. Check in with us when you feel up to itIt's so awkward when someone you think is hot has to get up close and personal. I'm having surgery this Thursday, surgeon is a complete hornbag, and I'm going to be naked, but not in the fun way. Fewmin.
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