LMAO I forgot how funny this was! I just YELPED
itās too late for this!! I should be aw cosy not keeling over with laughter.The smoke at the end hahahahahaha. That clip is a visual representation of Mario in general: always falls short.
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itās too late for this!! I should be aw cosy not keeling over with laughter.The smoke at the end hahahahahaha. That clip is a visual representation of Mario in general: always falls short.
Look at you chanting Rosetta Stone on, like an elephant walking while dogs are barking. Definitely putting it on the map, and goodness, your! Not! Even! Taking! Payment!
The narcissism with this one is just on a whole other level! I'm embarrassed for him. He honestly sounds like a precocious 7 year old who has the confidence to just let their inflated ego take over their mouth and completely reinvent entire situations. I wonder if he's always felt he was in his brother's (maybe also sister's) shadow. Have they often had significant 'achievements' in life (grades, careers, life events, extracurricular, etc.) and he's maybe been the one needing/getting praise for making his own sandwich, managing to go to the bathroom himself, crossing the street without Derek, etc. to the point he believes his own hype - like the people who clearly cannot sing on X Factor but have had parents tell them all their lives they are amazing!
Av had tae stop watching just as the cannon menacingly veers into sight like fuckin Jaws ma lovelie cos a wuz shaking so much wi laughter
āSing it henā 
Could he be any more patronising?!?
Could he be any more patronising?!?
Is he just looking forward to autum/winter so he can wear his 100ās of winter coats?!
He just never gets it quite right does he 
He thinks he's winding us up with this.
Remember Marion, we laugh AT YOU, not with you
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Nae Botox?? Nae Botha
I don't know a lot about reels and setting up your phone to film (maybe I should get tae know?) but you can do the self timer to start exactly when you want it, surely, so you don't end up filming way before, like a noob?He just never gets it quite right does he
I swear my insides shrivel every time I see the words sing it hen/sing it son 
Just another manic m o n d a y 
good morning ma lovelies! Mop kick, spine bright and so forth 
good morning ma lovelies! Mop kick, spine bright and so forth 
Remember a few months ago he accidentally posted a question he had asked himself, think he maybe screenshot the message before he had sent it so you could see it was from himself hahahahhaa so heās definitely sent those himself the sad bastard
That was iconic. How did he think he could do that and *nobody* would notice?! He really does need to try harder itās an embarrassmentRemember a few months ago he accidentally posted a question he had asked himself, think he maybe screenshot the message before he had sent it so you could see it was from himself hahahahhaa so heās definitely sent those himself the sad bastard
a u g u s t
Letās get this month done my lovelies
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Letās get this month done my lovelies
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It's too early for photos like this hen. It's put me right aff my bespoke cut up fruit and muller yoghurt.
If he had a front and back door and a garden then heād be chanting summer from the rooftopsā¦imagine the lethal drinks out in the garden ābecause we canā, those big white sandals propped up on a deckchair, all the tat he could buy for a gardenā¦..heād be living his best life wi his phone held up high. But heās stuck in his wee flat while everyone else is outside in the nice weather or on holiday so heās absolutely desperate for it to be autumn/winter again. Heās a sad petty bleep thatās wishing his whole life away. If he didnāt constantly waste money on shite then him and derek could be out enjoying the summer instead of being holed up in the bed sit in July sorting out autumn decorations
At what point in September will he start to bemoan the fading evening light and incoming winter? I know he ālovesā autumn, (but not Halloween, NEVER Halloween!) but Iāve followed him for long enough now to know that heāll soon be whining because itās dull and grey outside, saying things like ābring back summer!ā completely forgetting that heās just spent three months whining that heās hot.
Ive never known someone wish their life away so much. Like someone said earlier, he bangs on about Christmas for months but doesnāt actually DO anything for it apart from fling tacky decorations all over the bedsit. Heās never shown himself going out for Christmas drinks, or to a panto, or a Christmas market. What does he do on Christmas Day?
Ive never known someone wish their life away so much. Like someone said earlier, he bangs on about Christmas for months but doesnāt actually DO anything for it apart from fling tacky decorations all over the bedsit. Heās never shown himself going out for Christmas drinks, or to a panto, or a Christmas market. What does he do on Christmas Day?
Youāre actually spot on! Heās only bypassing the seasons at the speed of sharts as he actually canāt join in on summer tat because of no garden/no friends to have parties with etc. No shade on people living in a flat, he could easily get out and about and have a life, but no heās as miserable and wet as an autumnal morning so ayeIf he had a front and back door and a garden then heād be chanting summer from the rooftopsā¦imagine the lethal drinks out in the garden ābecause we canā, those big white sandals propped up on a deckchair, all the tat he could buy for a gardenā¦..heād be living his best life wi his phone held up high. But heās stuck in his wee flat while everyone else is outside in the nice weather or on holiday so heās absolutely desperate for it to be autumn/winter again. Heās a sad petty bleep thatās wishing his whole life away. If he didnāt constantly waste money on shite then him and derek could be out enjoying the summer instead of being holed up in the bed sit in July sorting out autumn decorations
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