Good to see you over here polly. You’ve veered right oot your lane so ayePopping over from the Hinch thread to have a wee nosey. She’ll be raging that she’s panelled her entire house inside and out and here’s wee Mario showing off his panelling that he did first.
Also wish I could drag @Andioooop over as the goddess of photoshop for this
Won't have a bad word said about Roasters...foods insaneI think we're going on a wee brunch journey at some point, I noticed he's started following some more accounts of late, amongst them is the aptly named Roasters of Paisley
That confetti canonAh love that he’s noo gawn as far as saying he’s put some wee businesses oan the map.
Here’s Marion’s recent efforts:
•AVA May - regularly advertised rival wax melts even when he kent the financial troubles she wis in. Couldnae wait tae tell everyone the business wis in trouble
•Danyell - wants an new “cosy corner couch” despite the wan he’s got being less than 2 year auld
•That Xmas pj company that ah cannae be bothered tae find the name oot - 1 reel and 1 photie oan the grid and no a tag tae them
• Baillie the “electrician” - needs multiple plans tae hang 2 lamps tae the ceiling
•Minky/Elbow Grease/Sph2onge - hus PR products and packages that sit for weeks afor he does a half hearted PowerPoint presentation, never demonstrates the product and usually swears throughout the voice ower. Inept at using a confetti canon.
Am sure there’s mair tae add tae this list. They’d be better burning their money than using Marion in their marketing strategy.
That fucking shart card, it gets me every time!
Absolutely deadMarion will be flashing his Shart card at his lassie and pulling her aff the pan. WE HUV AW GOAT DISABILITIES MA LASSIE!!
Ah couldnae find it oan his grid, ah think he’s maybe deleted it after we aw laughed at itThat confetti canonit'll stay rent free in my head forever. Just like maid Marion in Deeks humble abode
Cos he writes them himself my lovelie. Fae his bespoke second phone, nae debates and so forthHow is someone who is "knee" (new???!!!!?!?) here able to send him a message? I thought he didn't allow people to message him because he was already getting hunners and thoosands of messages.
Won't have a bad word said about Roasters...foods insanefar too good for Oor Marion
he can’t leave Rayn the cat and no one is allowed to call in to feed her as it compromises his and deeks security despite their ring doorbell and the machete wielding nutters that live below him my lovelie xAs someone has said on here a few days ago, the only reason Marion looks forward to the autumn and winter is because most people (or so he thinks) retreat into their homes and spend six months getting aw cosy - not living life, just like him.
In reality, most people have stuff to look forward to throughout the year - days away, holidays, sports games, hobbies etc but he doesn’t and it’s actually sad.
He clearly has money as he’s able to waste it on tat - so I don’t understand why he doesn’t go abroad or even on a holiday in the UK as there’s some lovely spots? This is a genuine question.
I didn't say you specifically...I wasn't aware that I did
Fear not ma lovelie!Ah couldnae find it oan his grid, ah think he’s maybe deleted it after we aw laughed at it
Superb! Watched this 3 times in a row and howled everytimeFear not ma lovelie!
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