He doesn't have a clue what 'health' is! And his extra salt tour of terrible cafes and meals show he has definitely never chased it.
If he was chasing happiness he wouldn't have been sat with a calender to make sure he got his fishy leaves and balloon arch up first. He's chasing numbers like the rest of them as much as he wants to deny it. Sad little Pinocchio! I want to be a fly on the wall if/when these photos of (that other fake) Greedy and Hinch appear. Snakes on This App! Obv all those accounts have gone stale and they all look to be struggling for real engagement, but no doubt there will be the likes and arse-liking comments for them both. The validation and attention Mario craves!
'Content creator' still gets me!
does he realise that almost everyone on IG uploads photos to their grid and stories. Doesn't make them content creators. And he does absolutely nothing 'creative' or above my older neighbours on IG. They can all upload a photo or a little chat to their stories. Creating a million dots of doom simply ranting about how you are not bothered and are absolutely fine doesn't count as 'content' (nor telling everyone you just 'looooooove' the newest bottle of cleaning product that is the same as every other product)...it's just a middle aged bloke whining into the Abyss!