Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out

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Dawn Dayn

Derek has ordered an Elvis wig and outfit from Wish. Special blowie in the cinema in their next visit.
 
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Bianca Del Rio

He’s probably read the phrase “Protected at all costs” on some Love Island meme page somewhere and now he’s trying to shoehorn it into everything. Shame he doesn’t apply the same sentiment to his digestive system or his credit rating but we move ma lovelies.

T H U R S D A Y
 
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Suzy29

Does he have to buy everything anytime someone recommends something, or is it because this is another bloke he fancies seeing as he's tagged him?!.

We know what you're doing bitch!
 
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JoeExotic

Suzy29 said:
Does he have to buy everything anytime someone recommends something, or is it because this is another bloke he fancies seeing as he's tagged him?!.

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He’s got a cheek buying this when he looks like he’s severely lacking in vitamin D, the mad corpse looking bastard.
 
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DollyTheLamb

Suzy29 said:
Does he have to buy everything anytime someone recommends something, or is it because this is another bloke he fancies seeing as he's tagged him?!.

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I don’t think that Andrew would pish on oor Marion if she was on fire Ma lovlie.
Only DumDim Derek would put up with it as he’s no the ful shullin
 
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AuntieSocial

How does he know the Nivea scent is “insanely beautiful” when he’s not fully regained his sense of smell?
 
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twilightgarden

The Paisley Princess is away for her spa treatment hens.

Pray for the poor staff in there having to touch his clammy skin and survive in a small room with his halitosis
 
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