Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out

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hopethishelpsallthebest

Hello ma lovelies, I've been off living life as I should be. Soaking ma wee contacts in fabulosa so aye, all shiny and bespoke. Looking forward to ma annual leave plans, so I can use flash bicarb in ma shower and then treat masel tae a carb fest of pasta and pizza, so aye all excited and so forth. All cosy and warum in ma hoosecoat, doing ma cunt washings. Aye.
 
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Freefalling

These filters are absolutely beyond a joke! His eyes look as big as his arsehole after a shart attack #blowinginthewind
 
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nosy-nora

That’s it. Am deid. RIP Nosy Nora.

belter x
 
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DramaQueen79

His a/l has been a right treat so far what a waste. He should be away to tenerife soaking up the sun. Instead he his walking someone elses dog around the scheme #lifegoals
 
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TooFarScone

Clutching ma beak and wiping tears here hen
 
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hopethishelpsallthebest

He's getting extra pocket money for being a wee dug walker.
She needs tae be careful traipsing through cemeteries looking like she does, they'll try dragging her intae an open grave thinking she's escaped, the corpse looking fuck.
 
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Suzy29

DramaQueen79 said:
His a/l has been a right treat so far what a waste. He should be away to tenerife soaking up the sun. Instead he his walking someone elses dog around the scheme #lifegoals
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This was obviously part of his busy time during his holiday. He really knows how to have an exciting schedule

Any why's he calling the dog Dolly then Tallulah?!
 
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TooFarScone

Suzy29 said:
This was obviously part of his busy time during his holiday. He really knows how to have an exciting schedule

Any why's he calling the dog Dolly then Tallulah?!
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The way he goes to whistle then remembers he can't whistle. He can't do anything.
 
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DollyTheLamb

My heart missed a beat there, I thought the yella eyed Paisley panda was giving me a shout out
Back in ma ain laine a go ma lovlies
 
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Doodlebug71

Is that him cuckooing in Johnnys new gaff? At least deek is free fae the parashite so aye hens chanting yeez oan fae the roof taps
 
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Babybail93

I’d love it if that dug had had one of his fingers off when he was fondling it. The dog clearly doesn’t like him.

Johnny wants to be careful letting the rat in his new hoose so much. He was only meant to be a one night stand fae Derek and look at what happened there. Never left. So aye
 
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Skyflier6727

Dawn Dayn said:
I love it when peeps go on holiday, remember @Skyflier6727 waving her phone on a hill like a loon.


They put yellow drops in, to dilate the pupil so they can look at the back of the eye.
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Haha that was a holiday I’ll never forget . I don’t think himself will ever make that mistake again
 
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