He reminds me of Garthy here. It's almost like he needs to be shouting "BUSTER. STOP CHASING THE BIRDS"View attachment 91610
The selfie someone took to get them in the background. Derek having a laugh and Melvin looking as though the council are trying to rip off his letterbox again.
But he also said he didn't tell anyone apart from Derek??? Until the actual dayHis family and close friends told him he should do it as he’s already in the public eye anyway... what is this guy on for fucks sake public eye? He has a stupid Instagram account that bored old women follow! He’s winding me up
This has actually finished me I can’t breatheView attachment 91610
The selfie someone took to get them in the background. Derek having a laugh and Melvin looking as though the council are trying to rip off his letterbox again.
I fucking hate these idiots - they’re a danger to society. Men clean all the bastard time, you’re not special MarionThis has almost ended me! Fuck sake I’m howling and so forth
View attachment 91610
The selfie someone took to get them in the background. Derek having a laugh and Melvin looking as though the council are trying to rip off his letterbox again.
does he wear a hairband off camera, perhaps? My hair goes like that when I wear one and then take it off. That dent is a dead giveaway, so it is.So many question
Does anyone have a huge amount of time on their hands? If so could you follow Melvin and try and find out who does this to his hair and why. Does he ask for this? Does he do it himself? Why does he own straighteners? Or is he not a real person and just an upside loo brush covered in gifted toilet cleanerI fucking hate these idiots - they’re a danger to society. Men clean all the bastard time, you’re not special Mariondoes my head in so much. First you had Mr. Hinch saying “Geezers don’t use sponges” now this pish. Toxic masculinity at its finest! I can’t take it, and so forth, so aye, nothing much to tell ye’s. Who knows what’s aheeeed for me? Hunners a ye’s obviously know wit I’m like, so aye View attachment 91797
does he wear a hairband off camera, perhaps? My hair goes like that when I wear one and then take it off. That dent is a dead giveaway, so it is.
I follow him but I don’t want blocked. It’s too entertaining. I swear the highlight of my life was the pink Christmas tree reveal. I’ve never fully recovered from itDoes anyone have a huge amount of time on their hands? If so could you follow Melvin and try and find out who does this to his hair and why. Does he ask for this? Does he do it himself? Why does he own straighteners? Or is he not a real person and just an upside loo brush covered in gifted toilet cleaner
the part about all the remote controls actually done me in! The whole thing was genius though - absolute goldI thought nothing could trump the council breaking down his door, by god I was wrong.
Top Mark's to the Daily Record journo. It was like something out of viz
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