Cleaning with Mario #7 Purple Rayn

[HereForTheGossipAlways]

I liked the picture was of Marions ‘vast array of cleaning products’

50 zofloras and a random fabreeze bottle ... ok ‘cleaning products’

how embarrassing, the whole thing. But absolutely hilarious for us

 

[Be More Pacific]

He's got a journeeeeee box

I can't cope!

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

These cleaning fuckers might have the lasts laugh Ive been to 3 supermarkets and two shops today and can’t get a bottle of disenfectant, wipe, bottle of soap for love nor money maybe these fuckers were onto something with this stock piling

 

[Madonna]

Oh gawd, the video of him trying to fold up the newspaper clipping has finished me altogether

 

[Anti-influencer]

He's got a journeeeeee box

I can't cope!

“Sooooo many hunners of you lovelies huv been messaging me asking whits in ma journeee boax! Honestly thoosands of ye so here’s fifty stories in a row of me showing youse and so forth mwah mwah ma darlins xoxo”

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

The selfie someone took to get them in the background. Derek having a laugh and Melvin looking as though the council are trying to rip off his letterbox again.

 

[Rouxbee]

I was on the brink of unfollowing Mooching Moaning Mildred but oh my god! Thank you to this Daily Record reporter who 100% is a tattle reader I might just stay around a while, absolute comedy gold thanks to them and this thread

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

I swear to god I am cackling laughing alone in my house! The Marion McKnight ended me. What an utter BAWBAG this guy is.

 

[Be More Pacific]

“Sooooo many gunners of you lovelies huv been messaging me asking whits in ma journeee boax! Honestly thoosands of ye so here’s fifty stories in a row of me showing youse and so forth mwah mwah ma darlins xoxo”

I wonder if his old teeth are in there....?

 

[Butthatsnoneofmybusiness]

Ava May thinks the article was “really nicely written”.

 

[Wetmyplants]

He reminds me of a worm with a face

EARTHWORM JIM

 

[Nellyellie]

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The selfie someone took to get them in the background. Derek having a laugh and Melvin looking as though the council are trying to rip off his letterbox again.

nah I can’t cope. Why does he look like an absolute nonce

 

[Pabsy]

He looks like a thumb

I have too much time on my hands today so was idly looking at Melvins grid. Just had to share this sheer beautiful memory from the day he visited semi chem. The Daily Record could have used this photograph to show his rise to stardom, he just looks ... odd ... in this photo View attachment 91484

 

[Louise2019]

Ok - which one of you is this

Hahahahahahaha I love this person

 

[lauramars]

Is his brother super famous when he got a mention

 

[Frankensooze]

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The selfie someone took to get them in the background. Derek having a laugh and Melvin looking as though the council are trying to rip off his letterbox again.

Ooh he looks like an old man there.

 

[Louise2019]

This is always my favourite thread but my god today has exceeded all expectations of any thread ever I’ve nearly wet myself at every comment I’ve read that whole article is written with pure sarcasm and piss take I can’t believe he’s goin on as if he’s had an amazing feature id not be telling anyone if this was wrote about me and my home

 

[DilysMcGillis]

“It wiz a lovely write up” That it was, Mario, that it was

 

[Jacquilou]

Right ok... Marian is a tool and we all know that very well but the question I have is does he also know he’s a tool. I mean I’m fat I know I am doesn’t matter if my other half says I’m fine the way I am I know I’m fat. So even though he has loads of menopausal members of his “mafia” saying he the most amazing thing since Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish does he not know deep down he’s the most irritating c**t that has ever disgraced intstashit ?

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

When Melvin mentions his 'comfort box' why can I not get this image out of my head?