Cleaning with Mario #7 Purple Rayn

[cleaningupthecrap]

I'm probs just jelusss and a hater, cos I didn't get trashed for the sake of a thousand extra followers.

Appreciate the thoughts and prayers though, I feel the need to post a photo of me holding a candle and a sad face for the 'gram to make sure everyone knows how much I am suffering

 

[Pinkloopsy]

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

I like the comment from someone who says Melvin "makes me want to rip my eyes out!"

 

[Frankensooze]

I'm probs just jelusss and a hater, cos I didn't get trashed for the sake of a thousand extra followers.

Appreciate the thoughts and prayers though, I feel the need to post a photo of me holding a candle and a sad face for the 'gram to make sure everyone knows how much I am suffering

Hope you're ok, you and @Kikini Bamalam have to survive the virus, or I'll stamp my foot and start dressing in small Primark trackies.
tasteful nudes of you would be good though.

I like the comment from someone who says Melvin "makes me want to rip my eyes out!"

that has to be miss @Kikini Bamalam

 

[Badaboom]

They MUST be at it

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Hope you're ok, you and @Kikini Bamalam have to survive the virus, or I'll stamp my foot and start dressing in small Primark trackies.
tasteful nudes of you would be good though.


that has to be miss @Kikini Bamalam

I'd quite like a tasteful nude of me too

 

[4tuhju]

They MUST be at it View attachment 91526

Amazing

 

[Frankensooze]

They MUST be at it View attachment 91526

oink laughing again.

 

[Be More Pacific]

Oh ma lovelies, a cannae cope wi this thread today!

That "interview", the hunnas of Insta chavs sharing it, "Marion McKnight", "worm with a face"....

bleeping hell, I can't breathe

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

#prayforcrap
Why hasn't anyone said erm Mario, they've stitched youse up. youse
I can't cope with all these carryings on, when I've finished digging my bespoke coronavirus basement I'm locking myself in.

Can I come and live in your basement with you? I'll bring the polly pocket hollywood mirror and bespoke mirror vanity table

 

[Frankensooze]

Can I come and live in your basement with you? I'll bring the polly pocket hollywood mirror and bespoke mirror vanity table

So aye youse can. Ma decor is gonna be stonnin and gawjus grink.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

Hope you're ok, you and @Kikini Bamalam have to survive the virus, or I'll stamp my foot and start dressing in small Primark trackies.
tasteful nudes of you would be good though.


that has to be miss @Kikini Bamalam

Wasn't me, although I have just called him a gobshite on FB

 

[MafiaMember]

I’m dead. Bring me my coffin. I’m dead.

They MUST be at it View attachment 91526

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

So aye youse can. Ma decor is gonna be stonnin and gawjus grink.

Can I buy a seat in your basement Ark? I have £3.74 in cash, a 9 pack of plush toilet roll, some homemade hand sanitiser and a case of Asti Spumante...........you know, the essentials for any self respecting survivalist Melvinite.

 

[Victoriabelle]

Ok - which one of you is this

 

[DilysMcGillis]

I saw his post this morning, but I had to wait until I got in from work to appreciate the full article in all its unadulterated glory!!! duck me, it didn’t disappoint His “journey”, the hoover that lives in the living room And the highlight of it all: Marion McKnight! That journo is 100% on here - take a bow

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

Extra dead, you google search 'Mario McKnight cleanfluencer' to get the article, and get the message, 'did you mean Marian McKnight' ???

 

[Jeaniepeanie]

Ok - which one of you is this

Absolutely nae idea ma lovlie

 

[cleaningupthecrap]

 

[GardenGnome2020]

Ooooh Jeeeez he is going to be even more smugger now lol. Must be so proud of himself appearing in some crappy tabloid newspaper where the journalist can’t write!!