Here she goes 
“she never lets us doon!” “Utter hoose vibes!”
bleeping hell, who put 50p in Pete Waterman?
“she never lets us doon!” “Utter hoose vibes!”bleeping hell, who put 50p in Pete Waterman?
Cleaning with Mario #69 Fight your own fight! Climate change and racial injustice aren't his problem!
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What does this mean gutter house vibes? Or utter house vibes like makes him want to prance about...Isa needs tae know, she trying to get to know but aye fighting my own fight trying understand a single word what he says when he's ratting his gums
Utter hoosecoat vibes ma lovelieHere she goes
bleeping hell, who put 50p in Pete Waterman?
Mario, hen. Your content is dryer than Derek’s bellend after a lap dance from you. Please take us on a new jurneh!
Thred title contender !!
Oh duck off! 
Shut up Mario, you tit!
Check his latest post. It's the same boring shite though
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Has he no being living his best life, holding his phone in the air, keeping his power, living his life, like he should? Thought he was FINE? Totally FINE?! Are we now embarking oan the ‘live your best life’ jurnee? Let’s go Marion.
Looking forward to the ‘Living Ma Best Life’ jurnee. Tons a love x
Hay lovelies [] Are we going on a farming journey? Imagine being so illiterate you can't even spell a basic 3 lettered word 
He’s looking forward to doing nothing on his annual leave - nowt fresh then and apparently he never lays in, he often posts from his bed at 9am, that’s a lay in to me
and apparently he never lays in, he often posts from his bed at 9am, that’s a lay in to me No gonna lie, if I had to live his life for even a day I would be taking maself oan a Switzerland euthanasia jurnee!!
So sunny so he sat in pjs on his bed 
. My older teenager is sat in the garden with a brew. It’s the longest day of the year ffs
. My older teenager is sat in the garden with a brew. It’s the longest day of the year ffsAttachments
Has he robbed a bank and kidnapped Jason Momoa, cos that's what I need he needs to live his best life.
Ah man, I have had the shittest day. And this has made me laugh out loud. Thanks
No problem Ma lovelie.Ah man, I have had the shittest day. And this has made me laugh out loud. Thanks
Tonsalove,
M xxx
Time to live ma best life. Also in jammies by 8:30 on the sunniest and longest day of the year. bleeping hell marion. Get yourself out and about. Maybe go to pride with Deek.. “live your best life”
Wonder if he’s going to attempt to get Glastonbury tickets for next year like he was banging on aboot once.
I’m not bitter at aw ma lovelies that ma partner is going the morra wae some of oor pals whilst am at hame looking efter the waens
Hello ma lovelies, I'm going tae be living ma best life, all tucked up in bed by 8:30pm, showing ma wee lady foot in a fleece clad leg. So aye, don't be breaking ma soul, your passions are not ma passions.
The way he's lying on the bed Are you wanting to be painted like one of the French girls?!...You fanny
Are you wanting to be painted like one of the French girls?!...You fanny
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