Surely he knows that things go out of date and given we have no been treatit to a fake tan jurnee in at least a year is it that surprising?He's actually just posted that his bottle of tan has gone green and he's only used it onceFails to mention that was 3 years ago. So aye.
My beak is being clutched. Howling.He's actually just posted that his bottle of tan has gone green and he's only used it onceFails to mention that was 3 years ago. So aye.
OMG! It's almost as though the 'trolls' he never reads
Won't be hard to spot wee Maid Marion ma lovelie XView attachment 1333876
Security cameras so they know when Marion’s walking up the path and they can go and hide
This will be Moira’s next purchase, fae her “compromised security”. Although living where he lives, that is actually one buy I wouldn’t take the piss out ofView attachment 1333876
Security cameras so they know when Marion’s walking up the path and they can go and hide
It's because you've had it for 10 years, you fucking idiot!!
I’m no gonny lie ma lovelie I’m partial to a wee fake tan Thursday myselfIs fake tan still a thing. I thought it was reserved for nannas in leopard print and hopeless cases like Katie Price. Can't wait for thisafternoon home cosy by 7 at the latestwild night oot. Can it top the avamay party and Mario locking Derek out of their room. https://giphy.com/l4pSYyxiWIN8mJ5ba
Time for the ring doorbell to step into action for the first time everI love how he’s told all the local scallies that flat is going tae be empty the morra. Fill ya boots local thieves! Fucking idiot
I reckon they'd see all that shit and couldn't be bothered rifling through it to find something of worth!I love how he’s told all the local scallies that flat is going tae be empty the morra. Fill ya boots local thieves! Fucking idiot
What would they steal first?I love how he’s told all the local scallies that flat is going tae be empty the morra. Fill ya boots local thieves! Fucking idiot
Rayn would gladly go to them, to anyone except Mario.What would they steal first?
Toilet paper?
Expired make up?
Cleaning products?
Wean Rayn?
Maybe he's seeing Hannah of Eeeevvvvaaaaa Meeeehhhhh and her rich fella who saved her arse from bankruptcy?I see the cat push cunts are back home so it’s got to be the brothers or Misfit Jaws.
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