Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion

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SuzyE

Babybail93 said:
As if anyone from his family visit him in all the years I’ve known about him, not once has he had a family visitor. They clearly can’t stand hun
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Let's see if he has a pretend visit from someone in the family now after he's read this
 
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nosy-nora

Can ye just imagine the smell lovelies… just imagine right. Ye walk into Marion’s how (this is a year or 2 after the new flairing) place is reeking eh Damp with all sorts of melts, sprays and shite to mask it. That flairing will be bubblin from the chemicals but boards underneath the flairin will be howling eh musty wet wid which then goes on to the bogging minging damp ridden flair boards (sorry Deek doll a Ken it’s your house but you allowed it) then add in a a Rayne shite and a Marion guts flair up. Naw. I’d rather sniff the junkies couch below them
 
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paperbackwriter89

Why is he literally turning this into a drama, the anxiety, the exhaustion, the ‘why didn’t I dae it years ago?’, the suspense … it’s fucking laminate flairing you absolute cretin. I cannae deal with him blowing his beans with the pending big reveal. It looks shite already tattle saw it first
 
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Rayne

He’s bin reading here the night hens, he’s worried the Russians are going tae steal his identity and rack up more klarna debt in his name so he’s changed his profile pic back again
 
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Babybail93

Can read this cunt like a book. I said earlier she’d long it out until the weekend. Don’t worry hun, we’ve already seen it and it looks shite

 
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orangeboom

Derek hold ma phone now and pretend Rayne is on ma knee fae this fucking story, that’ll show they tattle bastards
 
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Shrekssister

I cannae wait til he comes on here and sees we've all seen the shitey flooring already. Meltdown, absalutely fine tantrum pending
 
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paperbackwriter89

His privacy is his private life it’s no on this app. He’s a private person he disnae share everything. Also Marion - shares every mundane minute of his life.
 
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SuzyE

Babybail93 said:
Can read this cunt like a book. I said earlier she’d long it out until the weekend. Don’t worry hun, we’ve already seen it and it looks shite

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Just came on to say the same
Mario, the Tattlers are a step ahead of you buttercup, and it is shite. Where's the thermal underlay for one?!.

Remember, you made a point in saying you don't swear because your niece would see it. Make your mind up you dozy twat!.
 
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Shrekssister

paperbackwriter89 said:
His privacy is his private life it’s no on this app. He’s a private person he disnae share everything. Also Marion - shares every mundane minute of his life.
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Keeps Derek private and aff the app but also photographs him napping and reveals his exact location this evening
 
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peachy-keen

Why is he forever gutting the “house” (you bloody wish Mario) and yet it’s still full to the brim with crap?!
 
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Poptart

Anyone else hoping Derek goes on a piss up after the football and comes home at 2am smelling of someone else's Jo Malone handsoap?
 
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MrsJ2000

When he says he guts this hoose, I think he means he polishes and hoovers. He doesn’t know what gutting it actually means.
 
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