His Maw couldnae bare tae pick him up as a baby. So aye
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Look at the hooter.
It's like one of those kiddie slides with the hump in the middle.
It's like one of those kiddie slides with the hump in the middle.
Im having kittens between this thread & the rangers match! #livingmalife
Rangers lost. Looks like Marion won't be getting any the night.
Like every other fecking night!Just ran here to say same
I'd have binned it n tried again tbf
Hey you Mazda with the saaaaad face… or is it flaaaat head? 
He’ll be raging that Derek has kept him up past warum and cozy 9pm. Poor wee Deek will be distraught, I hope El Shartio leaves him be.
He’ll be raging that Derek has kept him up past warum and cozy 9pm. Poor wee Deek will be distraught, I hope El Shartio leaves him be.
Can u imagine the atmosphere in that shoebox tonight... plus its already honking of his bad breath n a dose of his shits!! Wot a life to live
Wee Deek packing away his fake rangers toap, hope he disnae put it oan the buckled shelves.
Mario doesn’t read tattle except he made his blister aware within 6 minutes to make her insta private 
make it make sense! Also you trolls are beyond - his sister is pretty even if they do look similar and Johnny is 8283 times better looking than Mario! They all look similar but Maz is definitely the runt of the litter. So aye and so forth. Nae debates oan ma page.
make it make sense! Also you trolls are beyond - his sister is pretty even if they do look similar and Johnny is 8283 times better looking than Mario! They all look similar but Maz is definitely the runt of the litter. So aye and so forth. Nae debates oan ma page.
Because he doesn't know any other words lovely
Whys he got hair like a skunk
Morning ma lovelies. Pulling ma burlin heid oot the Johnny/Amber hole for a breather.
Amber cries a wee gathering o pals taking eccies and shrooms together a "cuddle puddle" and the minute Ah heard that Ah couldnae help but feel there is a bummin fort connotation in there so aye
Amber cries a wee gathering o pals taking eccies and shrooms together a "cuddle puddle" and the minute Ah heard that Ah couldnae help but feel there is a bummin fort connotation in there so aye
Any plastic surgeons on here could gift him a new nose
so we can see a rhinoplasty journey. Desperate for some new content, don’t know how much more of that tat hole I can bare to see over and over, it’s like Groundhog Day
Now ma lovelie, as youse know Mario has got laminate flooring which is not allowed under his fuhl rent cooncil tenancy, so we'll be on a snakes then carpet journey. It's nearly June, so he'll be getting out his plastic leafs for his Autumn decorations. And I'm looking forward to some unhinged ranting on the postcast about vile trolls.Any plastic surgeons on here could gift him a new nose
Still makes me die that he has the cheek to have “lifestyle” on his header when he does absolutely duck all. That is not a lifestyle to be envious of
Also no one is envious of his home, decor or cleaning. It’s a hovel.
duck nose hen so aye and so forthAny plastic surgeons on here could gift him a new nose
Nae lifestyle,
Now ma luvly, that’s just jealousy speakin. We’d aw love to be part time working, full time sharting, bespoke card on oor lanyard and off tae Castlevecci and East Kilbride #beigefoodlife
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