Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[Madge2022]

I'm still waiting on ma flooring journey I was promised a week ago!

Ah need a wee refresher oan how tae use ma Febreze boattles. #notanad

 

[Madge2022]

Leggings, sleeping bag coat, brolly under the arm, Home & Bargain carrier bag. He's literally my mum.

Pity Jeremy Kyle show is nae mair, cud huv been a wee day oot fur you and Marion to see if he's yer lang loast brother.

Ah'll dae a wee DNA the noo hen. Dae ye like boiled mince, dis coaffe gie ye anxiety, how many Febreze boattles dae ye own n dae ye ken tae stay in yer ain lane? And final question dae ye huv a candy cane lane hoose at chrimbo?

Blanche, I think I love you!! I huvny laughed that much since the last absolute deid comment on here!!!
oh and did anyone notice she crossed the road aw by hersel!!!! Um so impressed so am ur also

Wiz aw that caffeine last night, made him pure boald, he's noo the toap dug o' Paisley.

That coffee blatantly gave him the shits. So he was sitting on the porcelain throne awe the night.

That sleeping bag coat on the way tae work. Onion BO

How did we no get a PowerPoint presentation of the cludgie cleaning?

 

[Pandasnooks]

Make sure they search under Derek’s name ma lovelie! As we know, Mario will not be listed anywhere. Wee arsehole.

Aken... no like he's got his own property... and never will

 

[IsaHen]

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Pure bespoke

 

[nosy-nora]

Happy Monday lovelies. We move. Riddle me this - why is he beige filtering his hobbit hole a la Hinchey? We all know the smoke damaged wallpaper is grey

That filter am 80% sure is Gemma Louise Miles bespoke filter that she created and you had to pay for to use it a few year ago, ALL her posts from her personal SM to her Home Insta have the very same filter.

 

[Mum3boys]

All that black grime in the overflow

Ma lovelie, that’s no grime, that’s for when oor Mario has to make a dash for the sink , have you no seen bridesmaids ?? If you don’t know you need to get ya know!!

My god, whit opulence. He’s goat Jo Malone hand wash sitting in his shite cabin. Such luxury. Jist ignore the black mould, cooncil taps, shite stained toilet bowl and lingering odour ah eau de merde.

All I can describe it as is wealth, just a pure wealthy smell

 

[Johnnoijones]

“Teeth time” is in Bishopbriggs so how does he get there on his own? It’s actually no where near Paisley.

The small bespoke private travel Scotrail

 

[loulou101]

It’s been a minute ….what have I missed ! Let me guess he is buying and doing a show and tell for his autumn table

Ok update …just had a nose on his page watched the primark haul on his grid. I’m . The slow motion reveal. Who has he stole that off ? And what an earth was the black thing

 

[Madge2022]

Aye ok Maz hen, we believe you.....

A bespoke beige carpet perhaps?

 

[Cagayu]

That’s not even the true extent of it as it’s hiding one of the rotten back ones completely I’ll see if I can find it. Alan at woodhill dental being the true professional he is stuck a veneer over it instead of extracting it thoughView attachment 1256079

his teeth make snapshoteyes teeth look positively amazing in comparison

 

[Eeyore147]

Good job cheapo furniture is light as a feather. He'll have to put everything on the landing while they take the crapet up and lay the flair so aye.

Hope he’s got Deek on security duty

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

I've never heard of half pizza half pasta, do people eat that.

Jimmy style we call it

 

[coffeeislife21]

Sorry wit who lets their pets drink the cleaning products?? how would that even happen? Does he think some pets tan bottles of zoflora when their owners arent looking??

He’s an absolute end honestly

 

[Anti-influencer]

Have you seen on Tic Tic about the Porta Potty influencers in Dubai? I’ll bet there isn’t enough money in the world fae wan o tham tae be Marion’s Potty

Omg STOP I saw that on Twitter yesterday and I had finally managed to forget aboot it

 

[Madge2022]

It’s a bespoke blouse ma lovelie, if it bursts at the seams it just makes it that bit mair unique , back in to your aine laine you go

Kat Slater of Paisley is oor Marion. Or Bet Lynch fur oor aulder Tattlers.

 

[me ma will tell ya]

Marion all ready for a night in the bumming fort with wee Deek. Time to get all cozy, so aye. Happy Bank Holiday the day, so aye. I'm fine... absolootley fine.
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I'm in my bed catching up and I'm treatit to this. I'll no be getting any sleep the night, im feared now to close my eyes, incase of any visions of marion in the lingerie

 

[Babybail93]

Lovelies I see this a lot on Tattle, can someone update me, what does ETA mean on posts . I’m so behind the cool kids now.

I always thought it meant “expected time of arrival” haha

 

[Cinpab]

How on earth is the bedding my nan used to have in the early 80’s suddenly re-appearing! It’s awful! And ditch the white and cream together Marion - it looks awful.

I bet you won’t see that shit on hunches bed. The quality he would not know quality if it slapped him in the face.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Wee Marion is the Scoattish Chris Witty, stauning there next tae Sturgeon, next slide please oan ma bespoke laptoap.

Making a covid 70s style montage

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Good to see he has his masculine eyebrows on his new profile pic