Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Raging he's using Biggie Smalls as his soundtrack to that shite. That is all. Back in my own lane I go.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Now that I’ve had some sleep and ready to kick this days arse I went back to read his post - fuck me. And the comments under it. These people walk amongst us.

Can you post the caption from his update my lovely as I am blocked on both my accounts

 

[Whats the 411]

Surprised the fucker knows how to spell bruschetta never mind say it

He’s Italian ma lovely, if you don’t know get to know.

 

[TheRed]

Postcast, maybe he's going to 'downstream' with Nadine Dorries

 

[BananaClub]

I couldn't see him talking a dog up and down three floors for a piss. He must mean when he gets his dream house with own front door and real wood worktops (not falbon).

If it’s ok for the local alkies and junkies to piss and shit in the close ..then it’s good enough for his dug

 

[Abce3456]

I love the Kardashians as much as the next gay but I wouldn’t refer to any of them as an icon. Maybe if Kim done anal in her sex tape then maybe but she didn’t so…

Buckled

 

[Swedish chef]

here you go my lovelie. Nae get back in ya oon lane. x

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Well nae debates that has put me right back in ma bespoke lane, so ay and so forth

 

[Chez300]

Never has pudding but anytime he’s out for dinner there’s always a photo of pudding or when he’s in the house he’s scoffing a cake in bed. Does he suffer from short term memory loss or just a daft prick?

Just what I thought. Always eating cream cakes and all types of desserts

 

[Mum3boys]

Honest to goad , at crock bottom, so aye

 

[Bee Sting]

My question of the day is, where’s he put the tapas table and buckled side tables?

Oot on the bespoke stair heed landing

 

[Madge2022]

I’m already laughing thinking about when someone reposts the tattie hearts dance pic!

Don't keep me in suspenders, I'd google the answer if I could but don't think Mario has his own wiki page yet.

 

[Bigbird2]

Derk will be locking himself in the bog the night View attachment 1236846

Nooooooo, he’s ruining my fantasy !

 

[Chez300]

Jesus it’s the dots of death!!! Get a grip maz

50 fecking dots in 20 minutes!

 

[orangeboom]

She may be oan a comma fae the weekend ma lovelies, but all hope is not lost.

The last time he was aff this app he got papped in the wild with the now infamous Shart Card.

Let’s hope for another!

Is this little gem on the wiki??

 

[coffeeislife21]

What a bloody cockwomble he is.

 

[Tit4TatTeller]

Wait - there was a Derek’s situation 1.0??

Sorry to disappoint my lovelies, I am not Deek's sister, or any kind of relative for that matter

 

[nosy-nora]

Is that a phone wire coming through the bathroom window?

Hahaha beady eye!! I never even noticed that. It certainly looks like it.

 

[Mum3boys]

I actually don’t mind her the only thing that grinds me is the selfie smile aw and the happy *thinks about the day but knows fine well what day it is* otherwise she’s bareable lol

She’s selling out ma lovelie watch this space, we’ve already had some home stores pish shilled left right and centre , so aye . And if I hear about that big fucking yin once more I may have a rant while clutching ma beak and stroking ma 5 hairs on ma heed , absolutely scunnering

 

[Freefalling]

Derek drove them ma lovelie, saw them this morning. He was driving up ma arse going through the Clyde tunnel.

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Im creased

Even got his therapy cat

 

[Freefalling]

While Rayn watches...

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absolute stoater!!