That room looks so claustrophobic
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
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He needs to wash his mouth oot wi zoflora obnoxious wee gobshite
I laugh at how he can he go from the beak clutching febreeze voiceovers to showing his true colours as a potty mouthed scheme goblin.
This is giving me the AMA spritz bottle vibes..... if you know, you know
How many one do you think they get knocked when the get out of bed and forget they are there!I still can’t get over the shite bulbs in them lamps and the fact they rest of the headboard
I hope you've got less grey ma lovelie.
Back from where? He never goes anywhere to come back from.
Spine bright Maz, you're the gift that never ceases to make me clutch ma beak on a daily basis
Spine bright Maz, you're the gift that never ceases to make me clutch ma beak on a daily basis
It probably helps that neither of them is mare than 2ft on tippy toesHow many one do you think they get knocked when the get out of bed and forget they are there!
Wonder how much brand work he’s thinking he’ll attract with this new fondness for swearing. I swear lots myself, it doesn’t bother me at all, but the way he does it is just a embarrassing, dropping it in every third word as if to show how edgy he is 
He’s clearly trying to beef up his content to build engagement and attract paying brand work, but once again is self sabotaging
Mario, the dozen or so ‘I’m back!’ posts contradict themselves. Just stop please.
If you want to try and build some content that resonates with brands you need to actually put in some effort with content that contains something!
He’s clearly trying to beef up his content to build engagement and attract paying brand work, but once again is self sabotaging
Mario, the dozen or so ‘I’m back!’ posts contradict themselves. Just stop please.
If you want to try and build some content that resonates with brands you need to actually put in some effort with content that contains something!
And just like that, companies are reminded why they don't use Mario as an ambassador for their products due to his swearing.
Well done you idiot
Well done you idiot
"This bleep is back" so, he does have some semblance of self-awareness
Or a drug deal going onIm starting to wonder if Mario is his actual real nameplus stubble, nah hen, ive seen kids off to the high school with more bum fluff on their chops. Sit down and get some class doll
Love his SS copy morning offering, pulling the string slowlypraying he opens it one day to a brawl
Who in their right mind calls themselves a bleep!! Who does that?? Apart from this twatwaffle 
He’s never been away
What a bloody cockwomble he is.
Mario doesn't need a drag experience. He gets read to filth on here on the daily.
Ben de la Crème is in Glasgow next month and I'm willing to bet he won't treat himself.
Ben de la Crème is in Glasgow next month and I'm willing to bet he won't treat himself.
He really has absolutely no idea how to even attempt the whole influencer thing at all. Swear all you like but if you’re trying to use your insta page as a side income as an influencer then surely anyone with more than two brain cells would know you can’t be using that language all over your page 
Exactly. I swear like a trouper, but I’m not trying to make my job online. I always tell my kids to NEVER swear on their social media as you never know who is watching.He really has absolutely no idea how to even attempt the whole influencer thing at all. Swear all you like but if you’re trying to use your insta page as a side income as an influencer then surely anyone with more than two brain cells would know you can’t be using that language all over your page
Eve Hinch doesn’t really swear on hers. I can’t stand the witch, but at least she knows what she is doing. Not dropping bleep here and duck there into every other sentence
Ma hens I'm back fae a comma living life how it should be lived, caught up on the bespoke content but what's she om about what did she never bloody say! Finish your sentences ma lovelie so aye!
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