He looks absolutely rotten, I imagine he fuckin stinks of lentil soup and out of date cheese
he looks a clatty smelly crusty ned, just came oot ma comma to say that. 
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
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he looks a clatty smelly crusty ned, just came oot ma comma to say that. 
Tell me you are still reading your Tattle thread, without telling me you’re still reading your Tattle threadHis bloodline is as Italian as his bruschetta
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Mario Hun you can’t get to Miami by using Klarna and Mcgills don’t go that far.
if he doesn’t know, then he should get tae know
if he doesn’t know, then he should get tae know
I’ve been up all night after a bespoke decaf coffee kept me awake, but I’ve just woke everyone up laughing at the Italian bloodline is real! duck of marlon my big toe is more Italian than you. Little bit of stubble and he’s acting billy big bollocks 
I really don’t get where this “Italian bloodline”? Surname of McKnight, which is about as continental as deep fried egg and chips. Siblings called John and Krystal! Not a jot of Italian to be seen within the immediate family.
I’m starting to think his Maw said “aye it’s an ugly fucker, let’s give it a stupid name as well to finish the look. So aye and so forth”
I’m starting to think his Maw said “aye it’s an ugly fucker, let’s give it a stupid name as well to finish the look. So aye and so forth”
Love how he opens his blinds and films from the side of the window, so we only see a snippet of grass. Cos he knows in full view, it looks like beruit out there 
Love that he put a filter on that botox story 
let’s see your real face ya fugly twit.
let’s see your real face ya fugly twit.
Im starting to wonder if Mario is his actual real name 
plus stubble, nah hen, ive seen kids off to the high school with more bum fluff on their chops. Sit down and get some class doll
Love his SS copy morning offering, pulling the string slowly
praying he opens it one day to a brawl
plus stubble, nah hen, ive seen kids off to the high school with more bum fluff on their chops. Sit down and get some class dollLove his SS copy morning offering, pulling the string slowly
praying he opens it one day to a brawl
I was half expecting him to be holding a mug, with 'you are enough' written on it.Love his SS copy morning offering, pulling the string slowly
Did you see how slowly he opened the blind?! I think wee Marion is trying to be *vomits in mouth* seductive. First the stubble, the Italian reference, then the blind cord.
I’ve mare hair oan ma Fanny ma lovely after a wax!Im starting to wonder if Mario is his actual real name
Too early but I’ve just thought of a thread title: Be my whitenes’s; Eating pizza and pasta does not an Italian make also.
As confusing as the shite he spouts
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It's here ma lovelyLove that he put a filter on that botox story
For all the skincare “stapuls” she has, you can see every pore on that nose
Why does he have to empty the whole room for the dentist, is Alan bringing the chair to him?
This has just reminded me of when the Dad in “East is East” brings the dentist chair homeWhy does he have to empty the whole room for the dentist, is Alan bringing the chair to him?
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he even says “you’re my lovely” as well 
Lovelies, ah canny bleeping wait to see him scramble for the next thing to change so he has some content. I think that’s what the dog thing is about. Hinch doesn’t clean anymore so Mario barely does, she has a big hoose to renovate, he’s decorated his ten times over, hinch has a dog so mario is thinking of getting one. He has nothing else and he knows it. Am oan the edge of my seat with excitement so am urr. Ah just love to watch the wee wank again squirm.
This bleep is back!*
*no ma quote
*no ma quote
Ok then
I still can’t get over the shite bulbs in them lamps and the fact they rest of the headboard
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