He really is a teenage girl isn’t he?
I bet he doesn’t even know who Marilyn Monroe is, let alone that Kim was wearing the dress she wore for the famous “Happy Birthday Mr President”
He really is a teenage girl isn’t he?Calling Kim Kardashian an icon. Shut up you stupid man child
Ah heard that Kim likes a wee visit tae Primark but hiz tae be the posh Edinburgh wan. Canni' wait tae see her at a Seedyhill hoose party, canapes of stovies and boiled mince washed doon wi bespoke Starbucks drink made wi Barr's lemonade ... ah'm 50/50 if she will be allowed to use the bespoke Jo Malone haun wash though.Ma lovelies on this dayn of dawn of T U E S D A Y I just wanted to share how Mario can still surprise us. He didn't tell us he was at small business the met gala. Found a wee paparazzi photo of him being surprised by a shart mid red carpet
BuckledI love the Kardashians as much as the next gay but I wouldn’t refer to any of them as an icon. Maybe if Kim done anal in her sex tape then maybe but she didn’t so…
I feel honoured. That was meDefinitely no, Marion huz far too much importance fur Tattle ....oh bendy shelf anyone, hiz that been mentioned here?
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I get irrational rage that his chair doesn’t tuck under the desk. Another shell-shaped item they have to step round like wee rayns bespoke cat bed.View attachment 1238392Marion hen, you’re slacking. Get the hoover intae this mess. Looks like you’ve spilled makeup oan the crapet. Try Dr Beckman carpet cleaner, you’ll thank me later.
The whole flat is like an “It’s a knockout” assault course. Furniture they don’t need placed randomly, doors that don’t open properly fae shite behind them and sides crammed with junkI get irrational rage that his chair doesn’t tuck under the desk. Another shell-shaped item they have to step round like wee rayns bespoke cat bed.
It’s reality no Harrods hen*The whole flat is like an “It’s a knockout” assault course. Furniture they don’t need placed randomly, doors that don’t open properly fae shite behind them and sides crammed with junk
You think it’s bad now he’s gotta move the sofas and footstool, console tables and 28 floor lanterns oot that living room tae get his new flairsThe whole flat is like an “It’s a knockout” assault course. Furniture they don’t need placed randomly, doors that don’t open properly fae shite behind them and sides crammed with junk
Will we then have a wee bespoke underfloor heating jurney?Can’t wait for the winter and him moaning about how cold the living room is. He’s a fucking idiot.
Dinnae let it go to yer heid noo, stay in yer ain lane etc ma loverlieI feel honoured. That was me
I feel that I've officially been inducted in the thread now.
Good job cheapo furniture is light as a feather. He'll have to put everything on the landing while they take the crapet up and lay the flair so aye.You think it’s bad now he’s gotta move the sofas and footstool, console tables and 28 floor lanterns oot that living room tae get his new flairs
The nearest oor Marion will get tae underflair heating is the heat aff the spoons o the doonstairs neighbours cooking up their drugs ma loverlieGood to know the niece is not offended by the word “cunt” then.. Remember your lies Marion cos we do!
Will we then have a wee bespoke underfloor heating jurney?
Hope he’s got Deek on security dutyGood job cheapo furniture is light as a feather. He'll have to put everything on the landing while they take the crapet up and lay the flair so aye.
Ah hope his brother likes black mould, dust and chronic lung conditions fae the chemical fumes.Just a thoat on this Tuesday dayn a dawn. Wuhnst his brother moves into his new front n back door'd hoose round the corner from Mario, is this the private clean he's taking on? Is he going on his brothers payroll? A wee extra 50 bucks a week to go towards the waddin?
Love a wee bespoke conspiracy theory so ah day
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