Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor

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Surely he’s not serious about taking rayn on holiday? Firstly the cat would be traumatised in a new place. Neither of them drive so do they plan on dragging her on a bus or train?
We have a cat we’ve never taken her away, never heard anything so daft. she goes straight to cat jail. Where she spends 2 weeks all inclusive with a litter tray.
 
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Guys seriously, I cannot like legit CANNOT get over the fact Marion has publicly stated he wants to take the cat on a holiday. It's been in my head for hours. Has anyone honestly taken the cat on a mini break???? I honestly cannae fall asleep cos I'm thinking about logistics etc
 
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I've done it to a log cabin sort of thing. But in my defence I didn't have to trail the cat on and off McGills buses (have a car, smell the wealth) and also the cat was used to travelling 70 miles with me most weekends to my hometown and back.

I have also seen 2 cats TIED UP at a caravan park lounging on those fold up camping chairs. I was aghast.
 
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Don't forget the Dyson hairdryer and hoovers, his draws of make up he don't need and the laptops
 
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I have cat sit so many times for friends as they say the cats don't like change so I go stay over and feed them- they only time they go to cat kennels is when it's over 7 days and don't want to trouble friends for extended periods
 
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What do we think he’s drinking? Doesn’t look like tea with the froth on top. Looks too light to be hot chocolate and I reckon The Velveteer was probably returned and refunded. And he dusnae like coffee.
It looks awfy like the Latte’s I have from my bespoke Tassimo machine. But can’t be that, he doesn’t like coffee. Same as he doesn’t like chocolate or sweet stuff… oh wait!
 
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I have a sneaking suspicion that he's made that shite up about going on holiday just to answer to us nustys when we go on about him spunking his money instead of going on holiday and post por favor thread,and us offerin him a dig oot so long as we get the fuhl sunburnt arse in the hotel by 6 eatin yer weight in ruffles montages.
 
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I have cat sit so many times for friends as they say the cats don't like change so I go stay over and feed them- they only time they go to cat kennels is when it's over 7 days and don't want to trouble friends for extended periods
Yeah it works for some, but not others. One of my bridge babies went into one when we went to Greece for a week. When we went to pick her up the cattery said she hid under her blanket practically the whole time. They took turns to sit with her to try and coax her out but she wouldn't budge. After that l had close friends go in twice a day to see to her and she was stress free.

I do as well.

I’ve had it 3 times in about 20 minutes. Never seen it before. Any ideas what it’s for?
Same here. It's doing my nut in. Everything else is working fine on my phone apart from Tattle?
 
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Aw sorry to hear that
I used to enjoy my cat duties even though they hated me
 
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I fell on t with my neighbour who used to cat sit for me, we’d booked a long weekend in a lodge and were then stuck so we took a pet friendly one and took the cat NEVER again. Most stressful time away ever! The car journey was horrendous, cat wouldn’t settle at all and certainly wasn’t my best idea!!!!
 
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apologies if it’s been said… you don’t want to leave the cat in the house for days on end? So for the last 5 years it’s been fine to imprison her in your bedsit with no stimulation and fumes galore.. good one Marion! ( that’s angered me and I’m not even a cat fanatic! )
 
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I’ve been following this cunt now for a couple of months and I’m yet to see any cleaning with Mario
 
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