Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor

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teatwo

Sloppys said:
I bet poor Deek checks insta on his lunch break thinking what is the silly bastard going on about now?
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I think he blocks deek from seeing his stories so he can’t see all the shite he buys. Like those cushion covers he “found” the other day
 
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Rayne

I’m getting pure bespoke Phoenix Club vibes from this Craig Tara funfair pic, can imagine Rayvon working there. Shabba

 
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SuzyE

I really think you're right. Like l said earlier he's basically answering our posts here.

And how all of a sudden is he gushing over Rayn?!.

Make your mind up Maz. One minute you're telling us in your stupid whiney voice watching 90s hits 'Aww yessss, take meee baaackkk'. Now you're loving your boring life. Tit!
 
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thatpicniclife

Read this whilst brushing my teeth and laughed so hard I was gagging like Mazza in the bumming fort.
 
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Rayne

MarionWaffle said:
If ye know, ye know. If you don’t know then don’t bother
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I kind of wanna go now to see how bad it is but who am I kidding I wouldn’t step foot in Haven if you paid me. I don’t think it’ll beat the last time I went to Haven and the caravan had crapet in the bathroom that stank of piss. Shame Instagram wasn’t a thing back then I could have asked Marion for some tips on how to get rid of the smell. Ended up getting the piss riddled carpet ripped up by a security guard on the first night , leaving after two days and contacting trading standards for a refund. A pure bespoke holiday if ever there was one
 
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Madge2022

nosy-nora said:
Marion will be the type to take the cat on holiday and claim “sHeS mY tHeRaPy cAT” here’s my shart card. She’s the same as me so we help each other cope ma lovely.
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Does he use her tae wipe his sharty erse in emergencies ma loverlie
 
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Philimena cunk

He's tattles own performing monkey. Can't wait for Instagram to do a bots sweep, half his fucking numbers will go..

Rayne said:
I’m getting pure bespoke Phoenix Club vibes from this Craig Tara funfair pic, can imagine Rayvon working there. Shabba View attachment 1209023

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Where's Sammy the Snake????
 
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Turmeric123

Philimena cunk said:
He's tattles own performing monkey. Can't wait for Instagram to do a bots sweep, half his fucking numbers will go..


Where's Sammy the Snake????
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I pray for the day insta does a bot sweep and also deletes blocked profiles from follower numbers- himself Hinch and a few others are in for a shock then

Oh I used to love Phoenix Nights - they don't make shows like that anymore Mario would have been a great character in it
 
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Freefalling

He's aff his chomp, a cat on holiday

The holiday will never happen in a month of Sundays, he is full of shite. So if they've never been on holiday since having Rayne, does that means they've never been on holiday together?

Maz would be a right crabbit cunt in the heat, Rayne would do a bunk and Deek would be out his box after to many spliffs im praying for this journey
 
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Rayne

Mario reminds me of spencer AKA jam jar bunny
 
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notanothergrammer

What boils ma piss is that wee Sharta-chaun can afford all the shite he buys day in and day out and can't put Rayne in a cattery for a fiver a day??? He can just fuck off, he's clearly read here when we've talked about him no goin further than sauchihall street and he's now talking utter boiled mince!
 
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pipski

Booboo76 said:
Seriously just had a stroke reading that, fucking hell did this idiot ever go to school, why can’t he use punctuation and words properly? It’s all such a mish mash of nonsense.
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Aye my school unfortunately
 
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Doingitforthegramhuns

Ma lovelies, he isnae going to put wee Rayne in any stressful situations... tell me you read your tattle thread without telling me you read your tattle thread he’s so fucking transparent
 
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lauhlauhlauh


What do we think he’s drinking? Doesn’t look like tea with the froth on top. Looks too light to be hot chocolate and I reckon The Velveteer was probably returned and refunded. And he dusnae like coffee.
 
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Rayne

Well Marion’s holiday journae was nice while it lasted ma lovelies but he’s already talked himself out of going anywhere out of his 2 mile radius
 
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orangeboom

Philimena cunk said:
He's tattles own performing monkey. Can't wait for Instagram to do a bots sweep, half his fucking numbers will go..


Where's Sammy the Snake????
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I found sammy the snake ma lovely just zoomed in on that Craig Tara rollercoaster and must say I was a bit taken aback by the depressed looking cock that appeared- I imagine this is what deeks looks like when an early night in the bumming fort/padded cell is suggested and no for criss joos or cookeees either hen
 
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