I have to go to home bargains today to top up my washing stuff and I can’t think of a worse place to be. My anxiety is so bad! To think he gets a wide on over going there. Crazy! You crazy girl 
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The mention of that pink peony has ruined ma day ma lovely. I can’t listen to that slow, drawn out fake Glasgow uni accentJust been having my own 5 minute greet (with laughter) at Marion’s primary school project of making a wee video.His attempt at a posh voice is too much. Has he been getting tips from ”oor Jen” aka pink peony?
Tattle ads getting pure bespoke in their trolling. Made me think of our Marion, like mother Teresa with his Kerry Katonas. One of you lovelies could mibbe do a boujee wee Photoshop
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This is Marios idea of being wealthy , having all these washing products in his cupboard . Smell the wealth my lovelies .
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It’s F R I D A Y and it’s housework day in my safe space ma lovelies! I’ve made some notes from maz’s PowerPoint presentation and will be sure NOT to move any object just a wee wipe roon aboot and scoosh everything in sight with whatever chemical a can get my strangler hands on! Have a fabulous day K
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Howling at the “Starbucks” drinks station in the background.This is Marios idea of being wealthy , having all these washing products in his cupboard . Smell the wealth my lovelies
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Thank goad you’ve told me it’s Friday I would have had no clue otherwise!! Let get this day done!! Kick it’s ass and move!! I’ve goat a washings outside the noo, reeking of spring awakening , smell ma wealth so aye.It’s F R I D A Y and it’s housework day in my safe space ma lovelies! I’ve made some notes from maz’s PowerPoint presentation and will be sure NOT to move any object just a wee wipe roon aboot and scoosh everything in sight with whatever chemical a can get my strangler hands on! Have a fabulous day K
Sit doon ma lovelie and get some class. This is not merely a station it is a whole fruity drinks journey we’re oan here
*mop kicks onto thread*
I've opened my windows. End of refreshing routine*
* I assume this is all anyone needs to do, as long as basic rules are observed, wash up, close kitchen door while cooking, no smoking indoors, keep on top of smelly washing.
I'm off to the hospital, where amazingly outpatient appointment have grudgingly been resumed. Putting myself through a boil wash when I get home to my safe space.
I've opened my windows. End of refreshing routine*
* I assume this is all anyone needs to do, as long as basic rules are observed, wash up, close kitchen door while cooking, no smoking indoors, keep on top of smelly washing.
I'm off to the hospital, where amazingly outpatient appointment have grudgingly been resumed. Putting myself through a boil wash when I get home to my safe space.
See ma lovlie, you didn’t know, but you got tae know! Spine bright, so forth and etceteraIt’s F R I D A Y and it’s housework day in my safe space ma lovelies! I’ve made some notes from maz’s PowerPoint presentation and will be sure NOT to move any object just a wee wipe roon aboot and scoosh everything in sight with whatever chemical a can get my strangler hands on! Have a fabulous day K
Took a wee bespoke piccy of my laundry products to compare with Mario's wealthy display....I'm not sure where I'm going wrong?!
Anyone can help this old hen out, I do have a back and front door and a utility room so storage isn't an issue!
Anyone can help this old hen out, I do have a back and front door and a utility room so storage isn't an issue!
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You need to stay in your aine lane and get yoursel on a journey to b and m and home bargains. Buy half their stock and drag it home on McGills finest. Get it aw stuffed in your cupboards and behind your kitchen door and then you may find yoursel able to declare yoursel a genuine lovelie. Keep ya power hen, tonsa love to you
All I see is a mug. He's P&G's dream CUSTOMER as he has such FOMO he buys it all despite most of it being superfluous and doing very little in addition to the main detergent.
And if you look at the back of the pods things it says “dangerous to all aquatic life”. So much for being an animal lover. I don’t know how that poor wee cat copes cooped up in that flat. I’m just waiting for the day she goes tonto on him and he needs a whole body antiseptic jurney
Please. Make. It. Stop
I cannae handle the posh voice. I just can’t
Broke my ankle running to the thread .. “areas we have become ‘nose blind’ to”
The size of that nose, nae chance he’s no smelling the odours in the bedsit
make the ADs stop please!!!!
The size of that nose, nae chance he’s no smelling the odours in the bedsit
make the ADs stop please!!!!
Ah frig. He's singing another ad ffs. I'm pleased I'm heading out this afternoon for drinks to forget about him 
How have those ADs been approved by P&G or whoever the duck?! They’re atrocious. Surely they’ve not actually paid him money to make those! Typos, bad pronunciation, words that don’t make sense, the lot 
he needs to log aff this app that’s nae his joab! hole.
he needs to log aff this app that’s nae his joab! hole.
Quick trolls hurry! the QVC Todays Special Value is available now!!!!!! In the scent ‘Cat Shite and Durty Dishwater’
He’s such a fanny, he can hardly string a sentence together.
These refills WULL alternate
He’s such a fanny, he can hardly string a sentence together.
These refills WULL alternate
Can we talk about the bespoke placement of Rayn's food bowls?
If he cleared all the tat from behind his kitchen door he would have mair space and wouldnae be tripping up oan baby gurul Rayn's food stayshun
If he cleared all the tat from behind his kitchen door he would have mair space and wouldnae be tripping up oan baby gurul Rayn's food stayshun
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