Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor

[Skyflier6727]

Aw Marion, these ads are such a treat. Between that and the three day weekend I am ready to burst.

What I can’t understand is, why does he have it plugged in above his worktop? We have one in our hallway, purely for anyone to smell the wealth when they come in the front door, but any other rooms we tend to just open a window. Am a dain it wrang ma lovelies?

You are away oot yer ain laine ma lovelie. Did you no listen to the infomercial circa 1972? If it’s not plugged in half an inch from your worktops it won’t get rid your cooking smells! Take a minute to get to know ma lovelie. Use the bespoke 3 day weekend to learn

 

[Abce3456]

Mario’s that rich with his cleaning products that he’s started to hand it out to the neighbours Tiktok unsafe link https://tattle.life/threads/19920/

 

[Pandasnooks]

Did the walloper just bleeping belch...

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I AM GONE HELP ME

 

[Babybail93]

Imagine going “nose blind” wae the honk oan his face! There’s nae help fae the rest oor us. So aye

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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EMPTY THE BASTARD CAT LITTER MORE OFTEN THEN

Spine bright ma lovelie and live your hoaspital appointment how it should be lived, with your phone held high

Wore a hazmat suit, seemed a sensible precaution.

 

[Mum3boys]

Aw Marion, these ads are such a treat. Between that and the three day weekend I am ready to burst.

What I can’t understand is, why does he have it plugged in above his worktop? We have one in our hallway, purely for anyone to smell the wealth when they come in the front door, but any other rooms we tend to just open a window. Am a dain it wrang ma lovelies?

This is no ma quote , but I believe it’s your plug in, your rules ma lovelie so aye, you’re living life as it should be lived

Imagine going “nose blind” wae the honk oan his face! There’s nae help fae the rest oor us. So aye

Clutching ma beak so hard I’ve nearly ripped it clean aff!!

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

Took a wee bespoke piccy of my laundry products to compare with Mario's wealthy display....I'm not sure where I'm going wrong?!
Anyone can help this old hen out, I do have a back and front door and a utility room so storage isn't an issue!

You’ve got 2 more products for washings than me ma lovelie, but honestly having only 3 products is nothing to be proud of either. I hope there’s a drinks station above your cupboard.

I’m affronted for the pair of us. At least your getting to know I still need to get to know.

 

[Madge2022]

You’ve got 2 more products for washings than me ma lovelie, but honestly having only 3 products is nothing to be proud of either. I hope there’s a drinks station above your cupboard.

I’m affronted for the pair of us. At least your getting to know I still need to get to know.

The two o ye need tae fake yer deaths an start a new life abroad wi new identities, there's nae other way back fur use.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Took a wee bespoke piccy of my laundry products to compare with Mario's wealthy display....I'm not sure where I'm going wrong?!
Anyone can help this old hen out, I do have a back and front door and a utility room so storage isn't an issue!

So brave to share such an embarrassing picture ma lovelie.

 

[Johnnoijones]

Took a wee bespoke piccy of my laundry products to compare with Mario's wealthy display....I'm not sure where I'm going wrong?!
Anyone can help this old hen out, I do have a back and front door and a utility room so storage isn't an issue!

Sorry my love but could you use your laptop and turn this into a wee power point?

 

[OhhBacon]

Sorry my love but could you use your laptop and turn this into a wee power point?

Just checking...can you do a PowerPoint presentation on this version of the 'laptop', I think they call it a Mac (not the burger kind Mazda).
Yep...smellllll the wealth!

 

[Babybail93]

Just checking...can you do a PowerPoint presentation on this version of the 'laptop', I think they call it a Mac (not the burger kind Mazda).
Yep...smellllll the wealth!

I’m begging you please do a PowerPoint of all the shite Mario has bought and how much he’s wasted

 

[teatwo]

Can just tell that bedsit reeks of cat tit I don’t understand the whole house cat thing personally, you wouldn’t have a dog shitting in your house. Let the poor girl out!

 

[Under_The_Influencer]

Can just tell that bedsit reeks of cat tit I don’t understand the whole house cat thing personally, you wouldn’t have a dog shitting in your house. Let the poor girl out!

If I was Derek I wouldn’t have Mario shitting in the house, but we move.

 

[Skyflier6727]

Can just tell that bedsit reeks of cat tit I don’t understand the whole house cat thing personally, you wouldn’t have a dog shitting in your house. Let the poor girl out!

I have an outdoor cat who comes in to use the litter tray

 

[Dove88]

Thread suggestion- A QVC voice and a cupboard full of dream teams, hunners of choice!

 

[Babybail93]

I have an outdoor cat who comes in to use the litter tray

Same with mine. She will literally be asleep in the garden, come in to tit, then go back out bloody animals. It’s a good job we love them!

 

[Dove88]

The advert voice is the same bespoke telephone voice my mammy would use when she phoned up to pay her Kay's catalogue ma lovelies.

 

[Tinkerbell cat]

Mario is a baldy thumb - pass it on.

 

[Johnnoijones]

The advert voice is the same bespoke telephone voice my mammy would use when she phoned up to pay her Kay's catalogue ma lovelies.

Now that is a throwback! I think looking at the mens underwear section of the great universal catalogue is what turned me gay