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Bing bong! Attention shoppers this is a 1970s ad break.
Has the cat tit in youse kitchen, have you crapped on the sofa for the third time this week, hose it all down with febreze in the scent Chernobyl. Normalize using chemicals instead of opening the window and letting fresh air in.
Has the cat tit in youse kitchen, have you crapped on the sofa for the third time this week, hose it all down with febreze in the scent Chernobyl. Normalize using chemicals instead of opening the window and letting fresh air in.
The advert for the plugin's just been on Itv-Be.
Mario, if you read here, definitely don't embarrass yourself by doing the voiceover ads again, because compared to the professional that's just done it yours really was bad
Mario, if you read here, definitely don't embarrass yourself by doing the voiceover ads again, because compared to the professional that's just done it yours really was bad
It’s like my mother in law when someone important phones. She goes all Hyacinth Bucket on usClutching ma beak and howling at that bleeping voiceover ma luvlies, he’s trying so hard to hide his schemey accent. He sounds lit he’s gonnae show you how to to use your oxygen mask and how to inflate your life jacket. I’m deceased hens
It’s the shaking like a shitting dog that does it fae me. Holding the little bottle and it’s puror vibin. So aye
He must be away for a bespoke boujee lie down after all the excitement of the ad!
Brilliant! Last time I saw one of them was for poo pourriI saw the fabreeze plug in he's advertising when I was in the supermarket earlier, I was hoping for one of those screens in the aisle with his infomercial playing but alas there was not
He hasn’t an ounce of vitamin D in his body - his bones are probably crumbling
What is a “favourite space and blanket”?
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I feel so sad for him that his pokey bedsit is his favourite place 
imagine. Even wee Rayn tries to commit out the window
imagine. Even wee Rayn tries to commit out the window
I keep breaking out into the giggles on the tube (smell the London wealth) at the idea of him sat making that PowerPoint whilst sobbing, being really cutting edge and innovative can be stressful I guess
I really hope he did this ‘advert’ of his own accord and wasn’t actually asked to do it in this style. So desperate to be like Hinch but he’s managed to make a complete fanny of himself.
I really hope he did this ‘advert’ of his own accord and wasn’t actually asked to do it in this style. So desperate to be like Hinch but he’s managed to make a complete fanny of himself.
Classing that hovel as his favourite space 
He's so mouthy when he's on his rants, yet so insecure with himself.
He's so mouthy when he's on his rants, yet so insecure with himself.
The amount of salt on his already salty food is bleeping horrendous!
Just who has he helped by being him? I mean he gives us all a right good laugh and I’m nearly at VIP status (hence all the tit I’ve posted today). But seriously does he save lives, make a difference, do any good for mankind? I think the answer is a big bespoke no
OMG IM A VIP! Thank you Marion.
OMG IM A VIP! Thank you Marion.
Haha it’s a Scottish Maws phone voice. “Hello? Yes, this is she” whilst mouthing tae the weans *shut the duck up or Ah’ll knock ye in tae next week*It’s like my mother in law when someone important phones. She goes all Hyacinth Bucket on us
Those bleeping videos he’s done on his chrome book 
absolutely dying, it’s like he’s doing his GCSE homework
absolutely dying, it’s like he’s doing his GCSE homework 
He’s a sandwich short of a picnic ain’t he
How many different washing products/scents do two people need?
It's the bumming fort ma lovelie. If you don't know you should git tae know. So aye and so forth.What is a “favourite space and blanket”?
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