Putting bets on wee Deek being on Grindr.Im shocked Mad Maz allows eating in the new bespoke bedbet he's out with the handheld Dyson giving it laldy. See poor Deeks also in bed by 7, what a waste of a wee hunk, still thinking about 'seeking women'
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Lets hope so, thats a journey we all get taken on lol
Holy mother of Marion I’m clutching ma beak with bespoke wealthy tears poring down me visage.
I have an actual genuine shart card but not once did that make me think “oh I know! Because I’ve had half me bowel removed and a propensity to shite meself I must be exempt from wearing a mask!”
I have an actual genuine shart card but not once did that make me think “oh I know! Because I’ve had half me bowel removed and a propensity to shite meself I must be exempt from wearing a mask!”
Huz he no' goat sum black acrylic paint left o'er fae painting his intercom phone my loverly, that will be perfect and bespoke
I did actually like the phone painted ...please forgive me
Thread title: Sharting with Mario - por favor. Courtesy of us all on here and a joint effort because We Move!Sharting with Marion, 50 shites of beige
Dammit, ye beat me tae it ma loverlie
This explains why I’m always fucked.Well it's exhausting being fabulous ma loverlie
I thought it was the 12 hour shifts, 3 kids, 5 after school clubs and every other task that comes with being an adult but I stand corrected
Happy to help, if ye ken ye ken and noo ye dae ken.This explains why I’m always fucked.
I thought it was the 12 hour shifts, 3 kids, 5 after school clubs and every other task that comes with being an adult but I stand corrected
Ye shud get yerself a wee bespoke laptop tae watch tele oan if ye ur too exhausted tae use the remote on yer tele after yer wee shift ma loverlie
And yet in a few weeks time, he'll be moaning about said loved sunny evenings, wishing summer away, hanging fishy leaves whilst climbing into the bed and going behind the kitchen door to pull out stuff for this year's monstrosity of a tree (but you know, Easter is all about the kids so as an adult he doesn't get involved in that over-commercialised festivity...
). If nothing else, his inconsistencies are the most consistent thing about him!
Awk, I’m away to apologise tae that feral foursome that is ma weans. Wisnae them and their daft faither driving me tae madness and grey hair, it was being a pure wee legend. Must have caught it from oor Marion’s stories! Holdin ma power and spining bright!This explains why I’m always fucked.
I thought it was the 12 hour shifts, 3 kids, 5 after school clubs and every other task that comes with being an adult but I stand corrected
Ma first thread suggestion hens inspired by the painfully boring content today..
At Guantanamo Bay it’s Groundhog Day (of dawn
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At Guantanamo Bay it’s Groundhog Day (of dawn
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Someone angry faced my post about hoping Paisley towers gets demolished after another few years of decorating. Druggies downstairs is that you 
Keep ya power hen and so forth, you have a spine now youse it!!!!! So aye
I can just imagine Marion on her wee bespoke holiday to Elevenerife doing the classic hand actions cos he thinks they are thick just because they speak a different language…
“Al huv 2
colas por favour ma lovlie… TWO
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“Al huv 2
colas por favour ma lovlie… TWO”
Better than Seedhill ma lovelieYe need to stay in yer ain lane doll, Chernobyl isnae that bad ma loverlie
Am still clutchin ma beak at el shartio card por favor
The good thing is ma lovelie ya can jus point at a one a them ->I can just imagine Marion on her wee bespoke holiday to Elevenerife doing the classic hand actions cos he thinks they are thick just because they speak a different language…
“Al huv 2
Aww a hope Mazda takes Deek tae españa, the poor wee bleep said on FB he’s never been on a plane. Can ye imagine how excited he would be? Get the finger oot Marion, live life as it should be (no ma quote).
"Naw ah cannae take pepsi ma lovelie ah've goat IBS look it ma caird"I can just imagine Marion on her wee bespoke holiday to Elevenerife doing the classic hand actions cos he thinks they are thick just because they speak a different language…
“Al huv 2
Can you imagine the airport outfits if they went on holiday….. i just cant!
He would definitely wear a bum bag
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