He really needs to stop with the £120 laptop “content”. I’m embarrassed on his behalf
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We get it Maz, you’ve Klarna’d a lappy.
Sorry if it was me ma lovelie. I got new varifical contact lenses fur my Kerry Katona eyes and I can see duck allSomeone angry faced my post about hoping Paisley towers gets demolished after another few years of decorating. Druggies downstairs is that you
I’m strutting my way in to Wednesday in a pair of bespoke £5 hooker heels, I’m reeking of wealth cos I spritzed mysel with a boujee scent from my collection, I’ve had it so long it’s gone aff but ma scent ma rules!!! So aye!! Spine bright hens , tonsa love 
If he wants tae be taken seriously in the business wurld of gram he needs tae get himsel' a wee bespoke ladder workspace like Queen Soph Hinch. Cud stick it oot in the loabby next to his black painted executive phone. If the postie sneaks a keek thru the letterboax he will see the wealth as well as sniffing it ma loverliesI cannae cope wae the sheer amount of wealth oan display in this picture the day
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Need tae get yersel' a wee laptoap ma loverlieSorry if it was me ma lovelie. I got new varifical contact lenses fur my Kerry Katona eyes and I can see duck all
'I might only have 3 hairs on me head but I'm drying em with expense and class me lovelies'I cannae cope wae the sheer amount of wealth oan display in this picture the day
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Ma lovelies just caught a glimpse with my kerry katonas at Mario's bespoke Spain swimwear fae small business amazon. He's goat ekzma he cannae huv the sun so aye bring out autumn
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Praying the wee jolly to benidorm is on the horizon lol 
Ah thinks he's pure trolling us, cudni find a song fur ah dinnae ken Spanish so goes fur a french number ma loverlie
What? 
Is he trying to get in on the WFH insta band wagon?
Is he trying to get in on the WFH insta band wagon?
Selfie with the cabin crew coz they just LOVED HIMImagine him on a Ryanair flight
*Boomerang of going upstairs on the plane*
*Video of takeoff - we’re off*
*Boomerang of the miniature juices and shortbread - Such nice service from the air hostess
*Picture of the bus taking them to the 3 star hotel*
Now Mario, stop it. You're making yourself look like a bigger imbecile than you already are 
Omg he can take all his out of date Debenhams make up and do the lassies faces for them!Selfie with the cabin crew coz they just LOVED HIM
Someone needs to get a bleeping life. What work could he possibly be doing on there. He's an embarrassment to society.
Why the duck has he got a Dyson hairdryer with diffuser can someone explain.I cannae cope wae the sheer amount of wealth oan display in this picture the day
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When the lassies come over before a big night oot he gives them a wee blast o the dyson tae set their purple rinses.Why the duck has he got a Dyson hairdryer with diffuser can someone explain.
(We’ve never actually seen Mario go on a night out)
A jolly to the ‘Paisley Riveria’ don’t you mean ma lovely, so ayePraying the wee jolly to benidorm is on the horizon lol
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