He's scared Deek does a Shirley Valentine and stays in Spain
he'd come home and Rayne will have changed the locks on the bedsit and will be living her best life clooking duck out that #gifted Mazda Bed
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he'd come home and Rayne will have changed the locks on the bedsit and will be living her best life clooking duck out that #gifted Mazda Bed
I don’t know where to start with the riveting content today.. the first one is like a scene from a jail cell and the second and third are the exact same pic with a different filter on. “Locked_up_with_marion- cream is the new grey”
Here Marion, Tattle will #gifted you a holiday tae Benidorm, ma luvlie.
Although I’d also pay good money to be at the arrivals door at Glasgow tae watch him waddle off the bespoke plane wearing ten Turkish tracksuits that didnae fit in his bursting suitcase, new teeth shining. Lips shining fae the Turkish bath scrub they’d get. Nae hair left fae the barbers. Aw broon doon the back of his trousers because he’s nae made it to the toilets he’s destroyed, shartin in the sick bags.
Although I’d also pay good money to be at the arrivals door at Glasgow tae watch him waddle off the bespoke plane wearing ten Turkish tracksuits that didnae fit in his bursting suitcase, new teeth shining. Lips shining fae the Turkish bath scrub they’d get. Nae hair left fae the barbers. Aw broon doon the back of his trousers because he’s nae made it to the toilets he’s destroyed, shartin in the sick bags.
Same I think this all the time, I love reading through this thread and just reading the comments between tattlers. So aye and so forth!
Also I can’t stop laughing at whoever said the view from his bedroom is like Chernobyl. It proper is
He's really scraping the barrel with the boring content he's posting 🥱
Ye need to stay in yer ain lane doll, Chernobyl isnae that bad ma loverlie
Need to get meself some of them bespoke vases that look like giant polo mints from his windowsill, pure class
Only Maz would be impressed by a bleeping shadow on the wall
Lovelies, I need a wee holiday jurney! We'd be going through a thread a day! So aye!
Another bespoke thread title suggestion ma lovelies
Cleaning with Mario: 50 shades of beige
Cleaning with Mario: 50 shades of beige
In bed by 7pm… oh what a life he leads 🥱
50 shades of shart more like
Sharting with Marion, 50 shites of beige
Dammit, ye beat me tae it ma loverlie50 shades of shart more like
Next thread suggestion ma lovelies
How do you like your mince and your tatties?
I like mine with a kiss…..
Boiled or fried?
How do you like your mince and your tatties?
I like mine with a kiss…..
Boiled or fried?
Thank the lord he is okay though, just been one of then weeks ma lovelies. You know the wan that's only started the day after having a long weekend 
Im shocked Mad Maz allows eating in the new bespoke bed 
bet he's out with the handheld Dyson giving it laldy. See poor Deeks also in bed by 7, what a waste of a wee hunk, still thinking about 'seeking women' 
bet he's out with the handheld Dyson giving it laldy. See poor Deeks also in bed by 7, what a waste of a wee hunk, still thinking about 'seeking women' Maz , you really don't need to tell the world and his wife every detail. No one cares hun 🥱
Well it's exhausting being fabulous ma loverlie
‘What a week’ … - it’s Tuesday you absolute Maudlin Marion!
I’m pleased we’ve got great content on his thread as he’s got duck awww on his page.
I’m pleased we’ve got great content on his thread as he’s got duck awww on his page.
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