I saw a quote from Jari Roomer the other day that said “use the weekend to build the life you want, rather than to escape the life you have” and thought that applied sooo well to Mario. He spends his weekends in tat shops looking for the next high instead of slowly saving his cash for something that would actually enhance their lives… like a holiday, a front and back door, driving lessons, etc! He’s a hopeless shopaholic and it’s beyond a joke.
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Mazda is defo one a they cunts that go to Spain and then complain when the locals don’t know how to speak English
Crabbit because his tapas is not dairylea, criss and a battered pickled onion thrown on.
‘Am no being funny hens, a just cannae eat this foreign muck’ Whilst running to the toilets screaming he’s got an El Shartio Card, Por Favor
‘Am no being funny hens, a just cannae eat this foreign muck’ Whilst running to the toilets screaming he’s got an El Shartio Card, Por Favor
He got his passport and made it all the way to that Ava may aromas party which I think was in EssexI think holidays are no for Mario. Isn’t Blackpool the furthest he’s gone
Oh yes! How could I forget the comedy gold of the AMA party!He got his passport and made it all the way to that Ava may aromas party which I think was in Essex
Take a bowel
, check ye oot learning the foreign lingo ma loverlie 
Get yourself on Twitter and search for Scottish Twitter
Has he not realised yet that “things” don’t make you happy? It’s why he’s always on. Complete Debbie Downer after a big reveal. I’m back from a lovely family holiday. It wasn’t expensive (smell the miserly hubby 
) but we had such a fun time. The kids had a ball and even my eldest came along. Family and/or friends is what is important not a room full of cheap tat
) but we had such a fun time. The kids had a ball and even my eldest came along. Family and/or friends is what is important not a room full of cheap tatMarion disnae ken how tae speak English either ma loverlieMazda is defo one a they cunts that go to Spain and then complain when the locals don’t know how to speak English
El Shartio Card, por favor!!!
Take a Bowel!!!
You cunts never cease to brighten up my day! I am clutching ma beak with the tears blinnin me!!
Take a Bowel!!!
You cunts never cease to brighten up my day! I am clutching ma beak with the tears blinnin me!!
He got his passport and made it all the way to that Ava may aromas party which I think was in Essex
I'll never recover from this!!!! soooo funny
Most influencers manage to blag an #ad #gifted foreign holibob, UK spa break or hotel stay. I actually think he is genuinely scared about being away from his ‘safe place’. He’s a wee beggy c*nt at times so he’d be able to get a free trip if he wanted one.
Aye but it would have to be the canaries ma lovelie cause there’s no way in fuk he’d cope with the Spanish language así que síCould you imagine him creaming his knickers in the Hyperdino over the Spanish laundry stuff, Asevi
can you just imagine the rant where he fucks off every Spaniard cause he canny unnerstaun whit there sayin (no ma quote or ma spellin)duck me is it Tuesday? I’d never have known unless he postit it but then ahm oan ma holidays en España where your el shartio card por favor has made me spray my cocktail all over the place!!!
Aroma ma wealth 
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Aye but it would have to be the canaries ma lovelie cause there’s no way in fuk he’d cope with the Spanish language así que sí
duck me is it Tuesday? I’d never have known unless he postit it but then ahm oan ma holidays en España where your el shartio card por favor has made me spray my cocktail all over the place!!!
Ffs El shartio card has got to make it onto the next photoshopped picture.I am a nasty troll.
Tattle is the best when Marion doesnae even say anything! This needs to feature in the next thread title!
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