Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

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Evening ma lovelies… i have just been looking at our poor Marion’s hair… and I found something he NEEDS ma lovelies… maybe set up a go fund me cos its £26 but aye, £65 pillowcovers… anywayz - enjoy
Huz he no' goat sum black acrylic paint left o'er fae painting his intercom phone my loverly, that will be perfect and bespoke 🥰

I did actually like the phone painted ...please forgive me 😲
 
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Av been living ma life as av should been hens, wrapped up aw cosy with ma criss & joos oan ma laptop this Easter aka a commercialised holiday, which a dinnae dee. Av not spent any of ma wealth oan eggs I’ve stayed in ma oan Lane, so oui.
 
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I did actually like the phone painted ...please forgive me 😲
The black wall tampon intercom junkie phone is defo wan a ma favourite journees, no to mention the fact it took him HOURS to paint the hall as well, I’m still betting on the fact he prolly done it way a cotton bud the reprobate💎
 
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He needs to ask his new Bezzie carlyjadedrake about wills wigs , get one of them stuck on his heed and so forth, hair journey complete 👌🏻
 
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He needs to ask his new Bezzie carlyjadedrake about wills wigs , get one of them stuck on his heed and so forth, hair journey complete 👌🏻
Aww actual dinny. That’ll be on the agenda Ma lovelie for the wedding! Watch this space.
 
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Please hear me out! I’m actually surprised at how much stick he’s getting for his mince. That’s the traditional way of making mince n tatties 🙈. Browned mince, carrot, onion topped with beef stock and boiled till the meat and veg softens then most people add in bisto at the end to thicken. I worked in catering for that wee small business Sky and now in a care home and we all cook mince the same way. My wee granny doesn’t add bisto to hers but it’s still magic with a piece n butter 🤤.

Anyway, that’s the last time I’ll ever be on Marios side for anything. Swerving right back in tae Ma own lane 😂😂😂
 
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Please hear me out! I’m actually surprised at how much stick he’s getting for his mince. That’s the traditional way of making mince n tatties 🙈. Browned mince, carrot, onion topped with beef stock and boiled till the meat and veg softens then most people add in bisto at the end to thicken. I worked in catering for that wee small business Sky and now in a care home and we all cook mince the same way. My wee granny doesn’t add bisto to hers but it’s still magic with a piece n butter 🤤.
Hello ma loverlie, if ah understood the story correctly ah hink Marion disnae broon his mince at aw, so it just is pure boiled up.

Saw this oan the gram the day, ah thought it was Marion trying oot new bespoke washing machine.
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He doesn't brown his mince, he just washes it in the saucepan in lukewarm water I think.
 
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Please hear me out! I’m actually surprised at how much stick he’s getting for his mince. That’s the traditional way of making mince n tatties 🙈. Browned mince, carrot, onion topped with beef stock and boiled till the meat and veg softens then most people add in bisto at the end to thicken. I worked in catering for that wee small business Sky and now in a care home and we all cook mince the same way. My wee granny doesn’t add bisto to hers but it’s still magic with a piece n butter 🤤.

Anyway, that’s the last time I’ll ever be on Marios side for anything. Swerving right back in tae Ma own lane 😂😂😂
That's why we all want to heave, because he said yesterday in a poll he uploaded that he doesn't brown it first, boil only 🤢
 
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Please hear me out! I’m actually surprised at how much stick he’s getting for his mince. That’s the traditional way of making mince n tatties 🙈. Browned mince, carrot, onion topped with beef stock and boiled till the meat and veg softens then most people add in bisto at the end to thicken. I worked in catering for that wee small business Sky and now in a care home and we all cook mince the same way. My wee granny doesn’t add bisto to hers but it’s still magic with a piece n butter 🤤.

Anyway, that’s the last time I’ll ever be on Marios side for anything. Swerving right back in tae Ma own lane 😂😂😂
Your mince, your rules ma lovelie 💎
 
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Poll for next thread “how do you cook your mince”

Fry it
Boil it
Eat it raw
Microwave it
Slowly over a wax melt burner
 
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Thanks for the validation ma lovelie. A dinnae dae this for the (Instagram) validation!!! Am livin ma life as it should be lived. Mario is well punching though eh 😩😩😩 when will Deek wake up!
Ma lovelie Derek the shaggers no actually been awake since 2006, so aye, hope that helps
 
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Please hear me out! I’m actually surprised at how much stick he’s getting for his mince. That’s the traditional way of making mince n tatties 🙈. Browned mince, carrot, onion topped with beef stock and boiled till the meat and veg softens then most people add in bisto at the end to thicken. I worked in catering for that wee small business Sky and now in a care home and we all cook mince the same way. My wee granny doesn’t add bisto to hers but it’s still magic with a piece n butter 🤤.

Anyway, that’s the last time I’ll ever be on Marios side for anything. Swerving right back in tae Ma own lane 😂😂😂
He just fires it raw into a pot 🤷‍♀️🤢
 
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Poll for next thread “how do you cook your mince”

Fry it
Boil it
Eat it raw
Microwave it
Slowly over a wax melt burner
I blend it tae make a pure healthy smoothie so ah dae. It disnae taste nice so I add 1kg of salt ma loverlie 🥰

Does anyone else think Derek resembles wee Romeo Beckham? Please tell me am no the only wan that sees it! If so, I’ll need to get checked for the Kerry Katonas disease.

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If ah wiz Marion ah'd be hivin' words wae Deek so ah wud. Victoria better stay in her ain lane ma loverlies 🥰
 
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