We also have a saying in Scotland for something that’s pish - we call it mince and I think it’s quite apt for his boiling of said cheap meat
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Tattle trolling me again!! The advert that’s scrolling through pics between a bed, shell chair and something else. 
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No' very bespoke, canni' smell yer wealth ma loverlieTattle trolling me again!! The advert that’s scrolling through pics between a bed, shell chair and something else.
Dunelum were quick to get all of Mario’s bespoke ideas manufacturedTattle trolling me again!! The advert that’s scrolling through pics between a bed, shell chair and something else.
Mario, Scheme Queen, setting trends since 2002
She’s struggling the day hens, finding it hard even tae get oot her bed! That’s the Marion bed for ye! Pure bespoke comfort & etcetera
It's pure like Snow White innit, wi' the birds chirping aboot his napper ma loverlieShe’s struggling the day hens, finding it hard even tae get oot her bed! That’s the Marion bed for ye! Pure bespoke comfort & etcetera
Imagine being depressed because you’ve got nothing to show off after you got a new bed sad life
sad life
How long do you think we'll be in this state of come down for? When's he getting the herringbone floor or is his new washing machine coming first?Imagine being depressed because you’ve got nothing to show off after you got a new bed
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That’s how he’s ended up with an addiction to spending. Dunno how no one around him can’t see it and stop him. Give it a couple of days and he’ll be buying something else and showing it off. He’s manic as duck.Imagine being depressed because you’ve got nothing to show off after you got a new bed
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Wait til payday hits and he’ll be back on his bullshite “Been up since 4 this morning! Had 2 washings on and gutted the entire house! Let’s get this day done!Imagine being depressed because you’ve got nothing to show off after you got a new bed
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” followed by the morning yoghurt and 3 grapes then him treating himsel to an M&S dinner. Followed up by a bedtime rant aboot “Welll I bought some stuff for the hoose, and I’ll show youse that at the weekendddd but other than that I’ve got nothing for youseee, I’m boring Ma luvlies!”
I really want his decorating journae to go in for the next few years (which it will) and then after all the flairing and wallpaper and fablon changes for the flats to get demolished
With him and Deek still in it ma loverlie
That's exactly how he is.Imagine being depressed because you’ve got nothing to show off after you got a new bed
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It must be exhausting having to think of things to do/buy next in order to keep your head in a good place.
It’s a shame he doesn’t realise if he saved for the big things, like holidays, he could live a really fulfilled life. Having something to look forward to is great for the mind. He is all about instant gratification.
Nothing in that flat need touching for a good few years now. I don’t get why he doesn’t book a little week in Majorca for the both of them. The content would be amazing!
I’d be HERE fae the holiday jurnee.
Criss & joos fae the plane, new kids tracksuits fae the airport, matching his & his luggage full of wax melts. Cutted grapes and motivational yoghurt from the breakfast buffet every morning, a quick walk round the tat shops supporting the foreign small businesses, then back to the hotel awww cosy at 6pm fae an evening on the laptops and an early night.
Then months of ‘Take me back’
when they return to Paisley Towers
Criss & joos fae the plane, new kids tracksuits fae the airport, matching his & his luggage full of wax melts. Cutted grapes and motivational yoghurt from the breakfast buffet every morning, a quick walk round the tat shops supporting the foreign small businesses, then back to the hotel awww cosy at 6pm fae an evening on the laptops and an early night.
Then months of ‘Take me back’
when they return to Paisley TowersCould you imagine him creaming his knickers in the Hyperdino over the Spanish laundry stuff, AseviI’d be HERE fae the holiday jurnee.
Criss & joos fae the plane, new kids tracksuits fae the airport, matching his & his luggage full of wax melts. Cutted grapes and motivational yoghurt from the breakfast buffet every morning, a quick walk round the tat shops supporting the foreign small businesses, then back to the hotel awww cosy at 6pm fae an evening on the laptops and an early night.
Then months of ‘Take me back’
“smelts beautiful but ah cannae youse it cause of ma exeeema and scabies. So aye, but we move!”I'd have a tattle whip round to pay for the holiday aslong as he Instagram storied every step of the way
I bet he'd wear one of those knotted hankies on his head on the beach , complain the bacon wasnae like the stuff you get at hame and spend the evenings sat in a karaoke bar shouting "sing it hen!" everytime someone got up to sing. Before running back to the hotel by 8pm to get aww cosy.
I bet he'd wear one of those knotted hankies on his head on the beach , complain the bacon wasnae like the stuff you get at hame and spend the evenings sat in a karaoke bar shouting "sing it hen!" everytime someone got up to sing. Before running back to the hotel by 8pm to get aww cosy.
Can you imagine him doing his tattie hearts on the dance floor with a quick mop kick added in at the end 
Forget Mario, I will do it if you are all going to pay!I'd have a tattle whip round to pay for the holiday aslong as he Instagram storied every step of the way
I bet he'd wear one of those knotted hankies on his head on the beach , complain the bacon wasnae like the stuff you get at hame and spend the evenings sat in a karaoke bar shouting "sing it hen!" everytime someone got up to sing. Before running back to the hotel by 8pm to get aww cosy.
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