Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

[SuzyE]

"Our safe space"... Shut up you silly man child

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Bet Derek Cannae wait for Marion to goto work so that he can fire up pornhub on his laptop.

Also, Marion is wan ugly ugly bastard!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

As much as I am here for the jurnee, Will Smith is gunny win another Oscar before Marion sashays up the aisle. I'll believe it when I see it lovelies and that's aw am saying the day!

Evens that Derek takes a wife before making Mario his hubby.

It pains me that Derek's self esteem slid through the flairboards

Good morning ma lovelies **super fast mop kick**
How excited I am tae be going on a wee wedding jurney, with youse aw. (After the Herringbone fitting of course) we've been oan so many jurneys of late, I'm starting tae feel car sick, so aye. I can no longer give sympathy to wee Deek, if he's pushing Marion for a wedding, then klarna oan his arse.
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Can't even describe what this has done to me

 

[twilightgarden]

His hair is getting higher strangely reminds me of bert from Sesame Street

It’s the static off the bed hen

Catching up with the dots of doom.
He’s got some cheek saying Easter is for weans when he had an AuTuMn DiSpLaY like something from a primary school assembly.

 

[Shrekssister]

Ma lovelies after my ful time joab (actual full time, not 45 minutes a week, smell the wealth) went oan that app to have a look and my screen froze on the first frame of his stories, I feel like hes looking into my soul

 

[laynelo_]

Imagine being depressed because you’ve got nothing to show off after you got a new bed sad life

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Wait til payday hits and he’ll be back on his bullshite “Been up since 4 this morning! Had 2 washings on and gutted the entire house! Let’s get this day done!” followed by the morning yoghurt and 3 grapes then him treating himsel to an M&S dinner. Followed up by a bedtime rant aboot “Welll I bought some stuff for the hoose, and I’ll show youse that at the weekendddd but other than that I’ve got nothing for youseee, I’m boring Ma luvlies!”

 

[Hyacinthsquash]

Ah hens I’ve just settled in ma garden with a coffee and caught up on the big reveal. 7 day countdown for a new bed.. what a treat. Personal fav is the shell chair not fitting under his dressing table so he will have to shimmy sideways round it so aye. “Bespoke”

 

[MarionWaffle]

 

[JoeExotic]

Did he really just say “Maist tradesman would say naw that’s too big a joab” in regards to hanging two lights?! Does that no prove that Steven Baillie isny an electrician Mazda ya thick fuck?! Imagine you got an actual qualified spark oot and they said the most basic electrical work was too big a job? LMAO he talks so much shite man.

Maybe ye shoulda had a look on checkatrade.com before hand and you’d have seen that he’s no really a tradesman.

 

[Seonag]

He really thinks he’s some sort of victim . He goes on as if he’s fighting cancer or some terminal disease . That’s the trouble he hasn’t got any real problems so wallows in self pity about the most stupid things . He has no idea what goes on in the world . Instagram and that one bed council flat is his life . Sad really for a man of his age .

 

[Mum3boys]

Please hear me out! I’m actually surprised at how much stick he’s getting for his mince. That’s the traditional way of making mince n tatties . Browned mince, carrot, onion topped with beef stock and boiled till the meat and veg softens then most people add in bisto at the end to thicken. I worked in catering for that wee small business Sky and now in a care home and we all cook mince the same way. My wee granny doesn’t add bisto to hers but it’s still magic with a piece n butter .

Anyway, that’s the last time I’ll ever be on Marios side for anything. Swerving right back in tae Ma own lane

Your mince, your rules ma lovelie

 

[Blanche Hunt]

‘Never lose sight of why you are what you are Ma lovelies’ here’s Ma self indulgent montage fur you aw

 

[MarionWaffle]

Here’s a wee gem fur youse all…
It’s no wired right is it?

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Someone needs to get a fucking life. What work could he possibly be doing on there. He's an embarrassment to society.

 

[Babybail93]

RIP. God rest her soul. So aye

 

[Johnnoijones]

I live in a flat (I may not have a front and back door but I do pay fuhl rent in central london so smell the wealth) and my upstairs neighbour is stomping around - my fiancé just turned and said “wonder if he’s upstairs mop kicking the arse out of Tuesday” this thread is the most influential thing about maz

Your reeking of wealth my love. Get your fiancé telt to stay in his own lane and stop stealing this threads patter

 

[menopausalmargrit]

New bed, new thread.

When do you think the come down will start? Tomorrow? Tuesday? 8pm tonight?

 

[Babybail93]

I cannae cope wae the sheer amount of wealth oan display in this picture the day

 

[Rayne]

He’s probably on a downer because the bill from Mr Baillie for fitting his 2 hangy down lamps with matching LED lightbulbs has arrived the day

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Marion’s laptop hus been busy the day

“Deer brands,
Ma name is Mario! Am a cleaning inflooincir fae Paisley! Am looking tae get free products fae yous in return fur xposur of 147000 followers! Ah huv fucking hunners ah ma lovelies watching aw ma stories and buying ma products! Ah hope tae dae bisiness wae youse aw soon!!! Fae Mario D Mcknight”