Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Morning ma lovelies, up kicking Mondays arse, keep you power. I'm wearing ma favourite scent today, in honor of ma wee button mushroom, so aye.
There'll be absolootley nae bumming in ma new Dan Yell bed, so aye. That's purely kept for the bumming fort only, on ma wee chesterfields.

 

[Babybail93]

Babies recognised his voice from the womb after the Mother’s had been listening to him whilst pregnant?

Just when you think he can’t get anymore fucking ridiculous he pulls out another trump card. Jesus Christ!

 

[Babybail93]

I hope Derek is down the Louden Tavern getting battered into someone else, and then goes home and tells Marion to take his Mario bed and get tae fuck!

I imagine Marion is such the jealous type (because he knows he is punching WAY above)

“Where ya been ah hen? Wae them slags doon the Social Club again? Aye? Well! Let me smell ya boabby noo!”

 

[Babybail93]

Thanks tae @Shrekssister fae this bespoke title wae a whopping 35 likes in just 3 hours!

New thread just in time for the inevitable come doon she will be on soon after her “big” reveal. So aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

My god, we'll all be going oan a wee bankruptcy jurney soon, for God's sake man, the Herringbone will be buckling, where are you keeping all this shit!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

El Shartio Card, por favor!!!

Take a Bowel!!!

You cunts never cease to brighten up my day! I am clutching ma beak with the tears blinnin me!!

 

[SuzyE]

He's certainly kick started this new thread off
He'll be itching to get on here to see what our thoughts are, because he's obsessed with us more than his actual followers.

Mario, you've went a bit ott with this made up DM hun. Don't make it so obvious little man

 

[Babybail93]

I’ve just discovered this thread; I’ve been greeting real tears of laughter since, you lot are actual savage and am here for it . I had him muted for a while so I’ve missed some parts. Can someone give a recap on him and wee K? I remember Sophie flying up to visit her.. what did Marion do? Also never knew Hannah’s business went down the swanny either . Just after her opening a big factory for her candles and melts.

Anyway ma lovelies, tonsa luv.

He went full blown scheme Queen Facebook hun. Loads of posts about “snakes” and “just me and the cat the noo” and lots of passive aggressive quotes. Then dirty deleted a picture of him, Katie and Derek off his grid posts. Imagine aiming that much venom at a defenceless, disabled, teenage girl who done absolutely nothing wrong. Vile little scrote he is.

All because Hinch didn’t pop in to visit him after he was up on the day at 3am cleaning for the Royal Visit bear in mind she never said she was going to see him. So he then pretended his inbox was broken and not receiving messages.

Made a proper show of himself. So he did.

 

[JoeExotic]

Hullo ma lovelies! Unsure if this has been brought up before. A was having a nosey at Deeks old Facebook and noticed this…

Fs Deek, Mario really wisnae worth coming oot the closet fur.

 

[Babybail93]

Just watching the Scottish news there ma lovelies and spotted wee Marion boarding the bus!!!!

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(this lady has a better haircut than Mario, nae debates).

Bet Mario was sitting in the disabled seat already. Shart card proudly displayed over his coat. Handbag on his lap. Listening to Tong Braxton on his Discman

 

[lala8]

Make way for the realisation that the high from validation from strangers lasts about two hours max and the inevitable rant about snakes and trolls and how this app choose me (no ma quote)

 

[teatwo]

Do you think he would go for some bespoke swimwear like this?

 

[Poptart]

I'd have a tattle whip round to pay for the holiday aslong as he Instagram storied every step of the way
I bet he'd wear one of those knotted hankies on his head on the beach , complain the bacon wasnae like the stuff you get at hame and spend the evenings sat in a karaoke bar shouting "sing it hen!" everytime someone got up to sing. Before running back to the hotel by 8pm to get aww cosy.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Hello Renfrewshire cooncil? Wan ah yer tenants huv went rougue.

 

[TheFabFader]

One 1-star review for the Marion candle. We knew it was shite.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Does anyone know if he uses those wee red ladders he got for the Christmas tree to get into bed?

 

[Keera]

If you search the bed with Google lens there’s about 20 variations of it being sold everywhere including Amazon so bespoke mario

I also found the floor to ceiling headboard version and that would of been an absolute JOY to see stuffed into the postage stamp room

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Can’t lie, he must HOWL when he reads his threads, because am no being funny but these are the best on here.

 

[mrsbucket]

Fuck me I've hud conversations with my 3 year old niece that make mair sense than that Is English his first language?

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Me getting ready for the come doon! It’s gonna be bespoke ma lovelies.