Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

[Blanche Hunt]

He’s only bitter cause wee Sadie telt him tae fuck off and grow up when he asked fur mair than an Easter egg aff her this year. This is the same man who talks about his ‘Christmas money’ so you ken if claes, days oot and money were oan the cards he widnae be ranting. Clown.

ETA don’t wee aw look braw wae oor Easter bonnets oan ma lovelies.

 

[laynelo_]

Cannae wait til that bedroom shelf buckles in the middle in the night, snaps in hawf, products break everywhere, dior foundation er the crapet, 100 dots a doom aboot how he’ll never have a shelf again, an er 100 dots a doom aboot a carpet cleaner and obligatory rant about the upkeep of carpets so aye ma luvlies I CANNOT WAIT

 

[ScottishMammy92]

Are the panels on the headboard all different widths...on purpose? I can't figure that out at all its so strange!

And he said the other day he was desperate for wall panelling, but couldn't get it fitted last minute so had decided to leave it.

Why would he have wanted half wall panelling behind a headboard that looks like it takes up at least 2/3 of the bedroom wall width? Is he so desperate to fit in with all the other wall panelled home accounts that he would have had it done when you wouldn't even have been able to see it!

I can't figure out why he keeps ploughing more money into a council flat. They would be better saving like mad for a year and looking for a private let at least. He's constantly changing things in the flat and it's not actually improving it.

If he was smart enough to realise that accounts like Hinch etc are losing popularity because they've stopped actually cleaning...he would realise he would be better focusing on showing deep cleans instead of constantly changing lamps and furniture.

Baffled.

 

[Babybail93]

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“I no longer share my thoughts or time to it anyway”

Maz, you share your thoughts on it constantly . Just log back into @chickenlittle007 and stop greetin about it.

What does he even mean? it’s like a game of fucking boggle trying to make any sense of the poisonous little turd

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

Movie night lovelies I bet Mario has imagined this exact scenario in that big baldy napper of his ever since he got the big snub from the queen bee herself. Admit it Mario you’re no even on her radar and never will be you jealous wee bitch. And let’s no even pretend you’re actually watching the film anyway, we all know you’d much prefer to be watching Call the Midwife. This is probably much like the time he used to put hocus pocus on the tv screen at Halloween, just to take the picture and then turn it off. All to set off his staged autumn pics, the sad bastard.

 

[Whatsallthis]

I went down a Facebook wormhole thru the night when I couldn’t sleep. Found wee Del boys page from pre-Mazda cuckooing him.
18 months later that twat had took over.
Also, blows his timescale of how long he’s lived there out the water.

 

[Shmebulock]

I think he wants to start a Youtube channel (hence the work comment) and he thinks having a laptop will help him achieve his dream Instagram isnae his job but Youtube could be

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

We're a lot closer to the big day than you think. Mario has £3.64 and a couple of shirt buttons put by already

 

[paperbackwriter89]

I honestly wonder if he’s ever stepped foot in a school at times ma luvlie, I’ve never seen someone to be so fucking illiterate

He was away up the road before the last bell ma lovelie, to get aww cosy in his housecoat at 1pm. His education (lack of) his rules. So aye and so forth and etctera

 

[Babybail93]

And just like that, I got to thinking… why the fuck did I buy a laptop to work on a joab that’s no ma joab?

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Omg this looks like Hinch when she was coked off her tits doing a live on her kids birthday

 

[Seonag]

That poor cat . He has no idea how to look after it . Cats need a scratching post and somewhere to burn off energy . Not a bed on the floor in the busiest part of that tiny flat . No room to run about and no toys . I’m surprised it’s lived as long as it has as it’s the most unnatural life for a cat . So so sad

 

[Whats the 411]

Cage. Rattled.

 

[paperbackwriter89]

Also comes in the scent L’imbercile hens.
Kicked aff ma slippers and cancanning before ma 20 minute shift down the polis station

 

[Babybail93]

Now why does this bedside table from the small business B&M look so familiar? Can’t quiet put my finger on it?

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Ma lovelies, I need to announce something very exciting. Av been a fan of this brand fur ages and I’m finally working with Made (smell the wealth) to design ma oan bed. It will be called the Lauhlauhlauh* bed in the colour ‘I’m No Sure, Depends Oan The Crap Lighting’

*you’ll see it being called the something else oan their website

This will go in ma bedroom which I also helped to design with a small business called ‘Sharps’. They wur absolootlee amazing and no joab was too big fur them when I asked them to build me a new wardrobe. So aye.

#paidformaself

 

[Mum3boys]

Wish he’d spend £65 on a new hoose coat instead of skulking around like Norman Bates

 

[Babybail93]

It’s driving me mad that the breakfast bar lights are leaning against the headboard

 

[Babybail93]

Chanting him on!!

Klarna on his ass!! klarna on his ass!!

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Why is he taking constant pictures of that laptop like having one is a flex? he is so embarrassing. You’re 38 hen!

 

[Whatsallthis]

Oh, Mr Margrit just reminded me that he said they’ve had the washing machine for 9 years. Did he not move in less than 5 years ago and Derek was in just before then.

Think he needs a calculator not a fucking laptop!

Ahm off this time.

Exhibit A… Del Boy landing him in it once again.
The wee guy bought it and his carpets with his shares money. Wee lamb that he is.

 

[Curtaintwitcher45]

Well lovelies he’s begged for a new bed, bought a couple a new lamps and made such a fuss about the ‘reveal’ even going out for a drink last night to pretend that he has a life and to make out that he wasn’t arsed about showing it in a hurry even though we aw know he was counting down the seconds, pishing his frillies at the thought of posting it. Strap yourselves in lovelies, the comedown is on its way and it will be arriving shortly. It’s gonna be a big one tae because we all know he’s got fuck all to to now.
Quick mario, what are you going to change next? Better think of something quick before your fix wears off, you tragic wee attention hoor. He was more excited about posting the new bed online than he is about sleeping in it. He really is such a strange little man.