£65 for 4 cushion covers but you slag folk for spending at Easter, will you listen to yourself ya dick
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Ah, I think you're right, he literally doesn't have a table to set. He could fit one in, if he chucked out some of the tat.
Ah ken ma lovelie, ah jist get the brickies in tae cover ower the windaes fur aw ah’d use them
put the telly up in the space and huv a nice view oan the screen 24/7.
Wan o those 90’s posters wae the whales and dolphins oan them. So ayeAh ken ma lovelie, ah jist get the brickies in tae cover ower the windaes fur aw ah’d use them
That poor cat . He has no idea how to look after it . Cats need a scratching post and somewhere to burn off energy . Not a bed on the floor in the busiest part of that tiny flat . No room to run about and no toys . I’m surprised it’s lived as long as it has as it’s the most unnatural life for a cat . So so sad 
Well ma lovelies, me and ma pals spent £1500 this weekend on food and drink so ma wallet is well and truly empty. But the thing I’ve got up on Marion is that I actually have pals and got lots of memories.Is that because you've over spent this week that your wallets empty?!
Nasty, viscous, Mario
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Hope youse are aw having a braw Easter weekend.
Tonsalove,
M xxx
Chanting him on!!
Klarna on his ass!! klarna on his ass!!
Klarna on his ass!! klarna on his ass!!
He makes it so obvious he reads here. Covering his reflection with the text box.
I change my cushions and covers around every couple of years. Why the duck is he doing it every week? It’s no cause his wealth smells is it? That’s his sharthole and WTF is boiled mince?? BOILED?? FFS! I used to give dogs that in the kennels I worked in. It stank!
Why is he taking constant pictures of that laptop like having one is a flex?
he is so embarrassing. You’re 38 hen!
Bollocks has anyone been asking. It's an excuse just to post your stupid bed content again. Prick!
Mario is almost 40 and grew up on the West Coast of Scotland where it was tradition, at least where I lived, not too far away, for wanes to get an Easter rig oot. Every year we got new clathes including trainers and eggs so dunno why he’s suddenly so surprised thit wanes noo are getting mer than a chocolate egg ffs. He must’ve led a deprived childhood which explains the excessive spending a suppose. Tunsa love ma luvlies
I hope Derek cops off with someone at the match 
I always got new clothes as well, and I'm older than him. Another mystery in his life at home with the family.
Especially his laptop - did he not say it cost him £140? I think I spent the same amount on a keyboard for my Mac (Smell the wealth)Why is he taking constant pictures of that laptop like having one is a flex?
cannot deal with him posting it every opportunity he gets, sad wee man that he is!
I’ve just come across Marion’s account, read the whole Wiki and I am creasing. This has to be a parody account, surely?!
Ah can smell yer wealth from here ma loverlie
Here's hoping the honking hoosecoat gets a wee turn in the bespoke washing machine, always hiz it oan.
Aye ma little nana calls it an Easter boax whut you wantin fae ur Easter boax
Mind that time when wee Rayn did the great escape? She jumped oot the flat windy and was found cooried on the side eh the rail tracks or something, absolutely fine just shaken up ma lovelies! Bet that cat was seething she was found
What he means is that he's too tight and selfish to get Derek and his nieces easter eggs so he will happily scoff the one Derek bought him whilst pretending he doesn't like Easter
Ooooh the little twats full of his own buck today isn't he? Hope he chokes on his non existent easter eggs and spills joos all over his new laptop.
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