No and no. Mario doesn’t have the business acumen to ask for commission as it isnae his joab. This app isnae his joab. He brags about promoting companies for free. If he ever did get paid for anything which no company is stupid enough to do, he wouldn’t have a clue about declaring his earnings either so he’d never be on companies house
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Don’t forget, this is the bleep who spent a Grand on that well known celebration, “Autumn”.
If youse close your eyes you could be forgiven fae thinking you're listening to a wizened auld Scottish lady. He's such a wee spinster!
Get out of yer sweaty polyester pit hen and lift that phone up high!
Get out of yer sweaty polyester pit hen and lift that phone up high!
I think he’s crabbit as there’s no room for him to store Easter tat so he’s trying to take the high ground about commercialisation
Or he’s ran out of Klarna credits fae this month. So he’s pretending it’s no fae him
He says it like he isn't one of the Insta huns decorating for various Hallmark days, he is so unaware it's painful. It's people like him who have taken it from a religious holiday, to a chocolate and plastic flower nightmare.Hens, I need to confess that oan this dayn of Dawn I agree with the grand wizard o Paisley toon. I’m sorry. I truly am. Easter is a bleeping tit show of commercialism and I canny stand it.
With that said ma lovelies, she’s got a cheek wi criticising anyone oan this app for going all out and commercialising the hoop out of every celebration known tay man. So aye, am sorry dolls for the huge venture oot ma lane, but we move and hold oor phones up high. Spine bright diamond ma lovelies
She’s not got her teeth in this dawn of dawn yet
Let’s all not forget all the autumnal tit he plastered all over his house, the fake leaves and whatnot, how he’s got the cheek to go on about Easter is unbelievable, AUTUMN IS A SEASON maz, of course easter is commercialised just like Christmas is but he makes sure he doesn’t forget about that does he? Idiot 
Also let’s not forget about him not celebrating but celebrating Valentine’s Day
Also let’s not forget about him not celebrating but celebrating Valentine’s Day
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He’s only bitter cause wee Sadie telt him tae duck off and grow up when he asked fur mair than an Easter egg aff her this year. This is the same man who talks about his ‘Christmas money’ so you ken if claes, days oot and money were oan the cards he widnae be ranting. Clown.
ETA don’t wee aw look braw wae oor Easter bonnets oan ma lovelies.
ETA don’t wee aw look braw wae oor Easter bonnets oan ma lovelies.
Tattlers looking into Mario's coffin...Safe trip to hell buttercup!
* Not so funny when the shoes on the other foot, is it Mario
Tattlers looking into Mario's coffin...Safe trip to hell buttercup!
* Not so funny when the shoes on the other foot, is it Mario
ah jist choked oan ma coffee ma lovelie, “safe trip tae hell”
That would require a brain. He did not even know how to put a link to any of his purchases in his stories
Any money he's got out of bed, put on his hoosecoat, went and done his hair then slithered back in for the just woke up stories
OMG he's just totally ripped off Paul Black's latest story. Just checked... yip he follows Paul Black.Mario doesn't have any original thoughts. Paul Black is funny Mario isn't.
Is that because you've over spent this week that your wallets empty?!
Nasty, viscous, Mario
Nasty, viscous, Mario
The nerve of someone with an empty wallet judging othersIs that because you've over spent this week that your wallets empty?!
Nasty, viscous, Mario
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You can't use "when I was wee it was a poun egg oota Woolworths" logic when we've aw seen your Maw & Paw's Christmas tree looks nothing like candy cane lame or its flowery pink predesessor.
The bawbags just affrontit that his console tables aren't buckling under the weight of newly purchased seasonal plastic.
The bawbags just affrontit that his console tables aren't buckling under the weight of newly purchased seasonal plastic.
How are you, ma luvlies? Sorry I’ve no been oan this app (its no ma joab, but if ye know, ye know). Am away on a bespoke holibags to a wee boutique hotel in the unknown region of Turkey (nae chicken) provided by that wee small company Jet2. Love to support a small business me, smell the wealth 
Can’t believe oor Marion isnae daein Easter this year, pure gutted. Was waiting for wee Deek to get his bunnit oan and to get lost on an Easter egg hunt in that big cupboard in the kitchen and oot the back. Suppose ye cannae put eggs oot in Junkieville though, they’ll be aff with them and the poor wee scone would be breaking his heart. Nae even an Easter garland though. Just shocking, Marion.
Can’t believe oor Marion isnae daein Easter this year, pure gutted. Was waiting for wee Deek to get his bunnit oan and to get lost on an Easter egg hunt in that big cupboard in the kitchen and oot the back. Suppose ye cannae put eggs oot in Junkieville though, they’ll be aff with them and the poor wee scone would be breaking his heart. Nae even an Easter garland though. Just shocking, Marion.
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What a nasty little bleep he is. How does he equate buying a couple of Easter eggs tae going broke? bleeping idiotIs that because you've over spent this week that your wallets empty?!
Nasty, viscous, Mario
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