Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

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Babybail93

Rayne said:
The suspense of what Italian meal he’s having for lunch is finishing me off the day hens. I’m going for pasta with a side of pizza again
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Don’t forget the garlic bread. She does love a triple carb does oor Marion!

That Shart card will be worth it’s weight in gold when the shits kick in. So aye
 
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SuzyE

Babybail93 said:
Knew this was coming. It’s a combination of the big bedroom “reveal” come down and that we’ve found out his exaggerations about timelines.

He must feel like shite
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The thought that he'd be so pissed at what we know makes me smile.

That's what happens when you put it out there on that app to strangers, Mario.
 
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lauhlauhlauh

I’m really confused about the laptop. Does he think it makes him look like someone who works hard at their career? But then is simply using it to watch Britney?!

Is he going to jump on the ‘home office’ bandwagon next and get himself a fancy desk?! Some nice stationery and a noticeboard?

I guess it might be easier when he’s navigating Dan Yell’s website when choosing a colour… sorry “designing” a new sofa.

Either way, I can’t wait for 6 weeks down the line when the laptop mysteriously breaks and we never hear about it again!
 
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Babybail93

Look how happy she is again once it’s spunked a bit of money it doesn’t have on shit it doesn’t need. Sad little life

 
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Anti-influencer

I canny cope, they are like a pair of auld pensioners who are just being introduced to technology ffs hoddit n doddit
 
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Babybail93

I get such Romy & Michelle vibes off of him. Like when they ask for the “business woman’s lunch”

Fake it til you make it Mario hen!
 
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paperbackwriter89

Awwww cosy of an evening (2pm!) snuggled up in the bumming fort on their laptops
Deek watching stoner videos & Marion finding things to waste more money on with tabs open for Tattle, Tictoc and the app that’s no his joab. Absolute pair of crackpots the both of them!
 
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Under_The_Influencer

Babybail93 said:
I get such Romy & Michelle vibes off of him. Like when they ask for the “business woman’s lunch”

Fake it til you make it Mario hen!
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Marion: Do you have some sort of business woman special? We’re business woman from Paisley.

Castleveechie: We don’t have nothing like that.

Marion: OK well just 2 pizza crunch suppers, a can of Irn Bru and a fruit shoot cos we’re in a hurry.

Deek: For a business thing.

Casteveechie: What kinda business you in?

Marion: ….

Deek: ….

Rayn: ….
 
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Anti-influencer

He’s in the business of promoting small businesses ma lovelie, n don’t you forget it!
 
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Lucyjane1

Does specky face knows that putting a laptop onto s blanket will end up making it over heat and on fire……..??
 
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Babybail93

Mario…… erm, I invented Post Its. So aye
 
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Poptart

I think you'll find that Mario is the founder of bumming forts and if you don't know get to know!
 
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Babybail93

Dawn Dayn said:
Wait, they got a laptop each, oh ffs.
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I really want to know where all this money comes from. They both work pretty much minimum wage. I know they don’t have a lot of outgoings as they have no real responsibility, but the spending is excessive
 
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Dawn Dayn

Babybail93 said:
I really want to know where all this money comes from. They both work pretty much minimum wage. I know they don’t have a lot of outgoings as they have no real responsibility, but the spending is excessive
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They must be in debt up to their eyeballs, Mario doesn't do many hours, certainly no overtime. He's selfish and Derek is thick, no grown up around to say STOP SPENDING LIKE YOU'RE HINCH.
 
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